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Congratulations, Chilli - what are you doing, now?

Brilliant find Va Va - that deserves some serious time at home, not just a cursory five minutes at work.

Hilarious

Thanks. Cue lots of mis-spent work time!

Howdy again y'all.

Lucky you Flipper, 2 pussies!

Sweet

That's awful news, sorry to hear that Flipper. I'm sure you made his time here the very best. RIP

The MCN story, 'Fourth Offence', for lots of reasons.

Sorry, but if you haven't got the message to slow down in built-up areas by the fourth time, you shouldn't be on the road, and he won't be! :t ...

Dead Ringers on BBC7 (far better on radio than tv) - Jack Nicolson and Robert De Niro perform Monty Python's parrot sketch Laughing

I think someone likes Judas Priest Rolling Eyes

Painkiller's the only album worth it's salt IMO. Heard some other stuff and couldn't believe it was the same band. Like listening to Slayer followed by T ...

Nice - feel the need for some Tree myself, now - I only have a live album, but it's a good one Cool

'Queensryche - Promised land (the album)'

Big flashback - great album, gonna have to reacquaint myself with that.

Not a fan of Porcupine Tree as well by any chance?

Recorded for Training Purposes on Radio 4. Brilliant new comedy sketch show, that and Down The Line, a phone-in show from the Fast Show team - hilarious.

Check out http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comed ...

3600 miles later and I'm back from my hols, and back on the forum - that's made me smile Very Happy

Hello again everyone Wink

Write up to follow shortly - loads of thrills and one almost deadly spill ...

After having one of the tasteful purple dust caps stolen from my NC30 by a local scrote, I decided that rather than sit in the shadows with a baseball bat, I would do the next best thing.

Arrived t ...

I didn't want to open that whole cannelloni - sorry, can of worms again but....

Not me

Some cnut on an XT wearing suit trousers and shoes jumped a red light at a pedestrian crossing, and when I pointed it out to him he got all cocky and asked if I was going to give him a ticket.

Had ...

I feel for you Lozzo - I broke my ankle a few years ago and it's never been the same since Sad

Take care of yourself

Good news Slappy - many congratulations.

Nothing's worse than being in a job that makes you miserable.

Handing in notice is great. If anyone gets arsey with you about not doing something, you c ...

The words 'rug-wearing', 'Tory' and 'tw*t' spring to mind Razz

A few miles into my journey to work, realised I had a luminous green cricket as a passenger who had crawled up to sit on the top of my screen.

Stopped at some lights and he sat there cleaning his a ...

Enthusiasm for the human race? Was nearly screwed by a courier on L-plates jumping a red light in front of me, but hey Its the weekend

Classic bear/cat story Tinks! Laughing

Finished off a great week of First Aid training with a certificate, and a renewed enthusiasm for the human race Very Happy

There must be something in the air at the moment.

I had 2 bikers (BIKERS!!!) Evil or Very Mad

jump red lights at junctions and turn across me today - if I wasn't so gobsmacked I'd have hunted them down and ...

The UK public in general. Evil or Very Mad

Today's third most read item (up to now) on the BBC News webpage is the name of Jordan's expected baby.

WTF is going on with this world.

Tell me about it - ...

Only just started reading it this morning on the train, and have already had to choke back tears of laughter a couple of times in the space of twenty minutes - highly recommended read! Razz

Makes up ...

This paragraph I've just read in 'The Life & Times of the Thunderbolt Kid' by Bill Bryson.

(It's late-1950's US, and a neighbour is the first in the town to have a colour tv):

'...On Saturda ...