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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

only if they try to fuck with my website, ebay account or business
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firecracker wrote:
does that include the ones on this forum?

i want you to clarify a little question we had at work today,are there any roundabouts in the usa Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Athos wrote:
Firecracker wrote:
does that include the ones on this forum?

i want you to clarify a little question we had at work today,are there any roundabouts in the usa Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Actually yes but they are typically in housing developments and not on main roads... but by contrast NJ has what is called "Jug Handles" for you to make a left turn... think about it and you will see it... drive to the right to make a left Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just installed a new kitchen (4 days ago) - countertops fitted perfectly on all joints.

500watt builders spot light blows showering hot filament onto the top and burnt a 1 inch line in the middle... Sad

Had to rip off the tops today - replace 1 tomorrow. Expensive and so f*cking annoying.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Effin weather. I set off at just before 8am, blue sky, nice and bright; through the Dartford Tunnel and Oh My Goodness a huge black cloud. About a mile into the A13 the heavens opened and I got drenched, fortunately goretex kit did the job and kept me dry but got to admit, I was a tad nervous riding in such rain, lots of surface water too. Not nice.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the tossers at orange broadband 2 days not being able to connect being told my username is wrong password is wrong then they suss they typed in wrong account costing me 50p a minute trying to understand a female gupta when the problem was at there end. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

M20 being closed this morning and taking 4 hours to make a 30 minute journey Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting home to find feathers all round the lounge and hall .. and a dead bird on the front-room carpet and one satisfied cat
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windy's accident... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Blandit's rear tyre tread is getting a bit low, so I double checked make, model & size. Then I looked at the front, wrong profile fitted ( 60% instead of 70%). Thought it tipped into corners funny. Gonna have to buy a pair now ! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flintstone wrote:
The Blandit's rear tyre tread is getting a bit low, so I double checked make, model & size. Then I looked at the front, wrong profile fitted ( 60% instead of 70%). Thought it tipped into corners funny. Gonna have to buy a pair now ! Evil or Very Mad


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Getting home to find feathers all round the lounge and hall .. and a dead bird on the front-room carpet and one satisfied cat
take it to the vets see what he can do,pull the buggers teeth and claws out that should do it A kick in the nuts Pussy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Athos wrote:
Roughie wrote:
Getting home to find feathers all round the lounge and hall .. and a dead bird on the front-room carpet and one satisfied cat
take it to the vets see what he can do,pull the buggers teeth and claws out that should do it A kick in the nuts Pussy


...then.....

...go out and catch birds/mice for yourself...

...take required weight of bird/mouse home and 'amuse' for a 2 minutes...
...turn liquidiser to lowest setting...
...Slowly, drop bird/mouse into liquidiser
...add two cups milk and purify until smooth(ish)...

..serve with a sprig of catnip...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My birthday didn't end all that well. When we got home from a nice meal I discovered a leak through the kitchen ceiling so we spent the rest of the evening moving furniture, taking up carpet and floorboards and trying to work out what was leaking Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

raging b4$tard headache.... Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ardee wrote:
My birthday didn't end all that well. When we got home from a nice meal I discovered a leak through the kitchen ceiling so we spent the rest of the evening moving furniture, taking up carpet and floorboards and trying to work out what was leaking Evil or Very Mad


And?? did you find out?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
ardee wrote:
My birthday didn't end all that well. When we got home from a nice meal I discovered a leak through the kitchen ceiling so we spent the rest of the evening moving furniture, taking up carpet and floorboards and trying to work out what was leaking Evil or Very Mad


And?? did you find out?

Shocked


We think, in the absense of any pipes in that area or anything else that it could be, that it must be where there is a small split in the silicon sealant round the bath. It appears that it must have been a very small amount of water going that way for a very long time and it has finally found its way through a hairline crack in the kitchen ceiling.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found out that my whole house needs rewiring.

Anyone know a good team of Part P qualified electricians?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mart wrote:
Found out that my whole house needs rewiring.

Anyone know a good team of Part P qualified electricians?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye tis true i am a fully qualified 16th edition BS7671 electrician but unfortunatly i do not have part P as my job doesnt require it .
One day maybe if i ever need it i shall take the course Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Va Va Oops wrote:
Athos wrote:
Roughie wrote:
Getting home to find feathers all round the lounge and hall .. and a dead bird on the front-room carpet and one satisfied cat
take it to the vets see what he can do,pull the buggers teeth and claws out that should do it A kick in the nuts Pussy


...then.....

...go out and catch birds/mice for yourself...

...take required weight of bird/mouse home and 'amuse' for a 2 minutes...
...turn liquidiser to lowest setting...
...Slowly, drop bird/mouse into liquidiser
...add two cups milk and purify until smooth(ish)...

..serve with a sprig of catnip...


Pebbles and Pippa enjoyed the smoothie and said thank you for the recipe
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....basically............................



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having a new boss foisted upon us, despite the fact that our current boss is doing a fab job.

This will be my 3rd manager in 17 months... Time to start returning those calls from headhunters, methinks!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firecracker wrote:
Time to start returning those calls from headhunters, methinks!



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whiplash. It hurts. End of.
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