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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remembering the relief I felt this morning on the way into work. Having filled up with petrol in London, gone to Wokingham, then back to London up the M4, just past junction 3 the engine would cut out every time I came off the throttle, then backfire and start again when I opened the throttle. Confused

I was very worriedmy engine was going to die, until I thought about the mileage done and my small tank. Reached down and twiddled it onto reserve, sure enough it came back to life. Very Happy

Must have been a few people wondering what the feck I was doing sticking my hand in the engine at 80+ though... Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As Macca said ... "JET!!!!!" Clean 'em.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It hasn't rained all week.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going on the back of doh1990's cbr400.. and coming back really enjoying it. Especially being told im a good pillion Smile

Also had a little go at my bike in a small car park bit by me.

Had a good day Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It hasn't rained all week.

Damn that must've been several flocks of birds peeing on me then!!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rained on me too..........
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do birds piss?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

craigs23 wrote:
Do birds piss?


Miss V certainly does !!!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
craigs23 wrote:
Do birds piss?


Miss V certainly does !!!

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only a wee bit Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do birds piss?



Chickens dont Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chickens dont Wink


Well they sort of do... It is just concentrated uric acid Speccy
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
craigs23 wrote:
Do birds piss?


Miss V certainly does !!!

Hide behind sofa

That'll be Miss Wee then! Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

southernspeed wrote:
Tusky wrote:
craigs23 wrote:
Do birds piss?


Miss V certainly does !!!

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That'll be Miss Wee then! Smile


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vee Wee ...so thats where it came from eh?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Vee Wee ...so thats where it came from eh?

Laughing I only know the rumours Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Washing machines mostly.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

craigs23 wrote:
Do birds piss?


Yes usually in pairs too, never understood that they always go to the bog together.
I've also heard they fart occasionally Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do birds piss?


Yes usually in pairs too, never understood that they always go to the bog together.
I've also heard they fart occasionally Embarrassed
You are listening to the wrong rumours...clearly.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning! Very Happy


Are they your pet cats?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning! Very Happy


Are they your pet cats?


........probably the traumatized kids. I'm surprised it was't "woken this morning by being thwacked with a soggy severed limb"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarryH wrote:
PJ_DJ wrote:
Lil Mush wrote:
Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning! Very Happy


Are they your pet cats?


........probably the traumatized kids. I'm surprised it was't "woken this morning by being thwacked with a soggy severed limb"


I hate that, the blood and grissle gets matted into your hair and it doesn't matter what you use you can never get it out properly, and don't get me started on the splatters on the carpet Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarryH wrote:
PJ_DJ wrote:
Lil Mush wrote:
Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning! Very Happy


Are they your pet cats?


........probably the traumatized kids. I'm surprised it was't "woken this morning by being thwacked with a soggy severed limb"
Laughing Don't have any furry animals in the house...but two lovely little munchkins that like to jump on their mummy's bed and act as her alarm clock.

Well, this morning, I was spared the trampolining and just got the affection part Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lil Mush wrote:
Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning! Very Happy


Yeh, sorry I had to leave in such a rush! xx
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hecalledmesteve wrote:
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Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning! Very Happy


Yeh, sorry I had to leave in such a rush! xx
Kissy kissy
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