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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
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andjel wrote:
Shocked Saw a rider down on my way home. Looked to have slipped on a manhole cover on Reigate hill and ploughed into a car bike was on kerbside. Police had just arrived and some passers-by had stopped the traffic to prevent the rider from being injured further. He was moving although he had slid into the parked cars his bike was kerbside by the time I rode passed.

I really hope no one on here has had any accidents especially in the heavy rain.

Ride safe all... shiny side up

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think this was possibly new member schofs? Posted on the 7th..


Laughing nothing like letting everyone know the poor blokes misfortune Duncy Very Happy


Ahhh so this is the post people were talking about at Rykas Smile

Good news is I'm loving my new bike... and still crossing my fingers that the annoying pedestrian has insurance...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

missing a rideout. on the brightside i didt get wet.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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missing a rideout. on the brightside i didt get wet.

Wet? Today? Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was rained on twice today, once leaving the bike show at ardingly, second at box.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tossers parking over my gate so I can't get the bike out and have to scrounge a lift for work.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tossers parking over my gate so I can't get the bike out and have to scrounge a lift for work.


write "WNAKER" in brake fluid on their bonnet Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tossers parking over my gate so I can't get the bike out and have to scrounge a lift for work.


write "WNAKER" in brake fluid on their bonnet Twisted Evil


Twisted Evil nice idea
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fcuking insurance brokers Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fcuking insurance brokers Evil or Very Mad


Wassup? What they do / didn't do?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fcuking insurance brokers Evil or Very Mad


That's one way to get a discount I suppose... Shocked Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fcuking insurance brokers Evil or Very Mad


That's one way to get a discount I suppose... Shocked Smile


Nah - it's dutch door action - first you screw them, then they screw you... Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fcuking insurance brokers Evil or Very Mad


Wassup? What they do / didn't do?

Trying to ask me for additional premium PLUS the admin fee to swap the insurance over from the old bike to the new - I understand (although still resent) the admin fee, but the additional premium just because Kawasaki have decided to up the price of the Ninja?!? Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is 17:19 and fckuing DARK Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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BNP? Pah!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having to put up with some little shit on the other side of a canal, throwing stones, exposing himself calling me all sorts names including a fat bald cnut Confused Confused Confused

and then getting home and Madam saying "nothing wrong with his eyesight then".

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Having to put up with some little shit on the other side of a canal, throwing stones, exposing himself calling me all sorts names including a fat bald cnut Confused Confused Confused

and then getting home and Madam saying "nothing wrong with his eyesight then".

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Having to put up with some little shit on the other side of a canal, throwing stones, exposing himself calling me all sorts names including a fat bald cnut Confused Confused Confused

and then getting home and Madam saying "nothing wrong with his eyesight then".

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Should have taken his photo for youtube Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Should have taken his photo for youtube Wink


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Having to put up with some little shit on the other side of a canal, throwing stones, exposing himself calling me all sorts names including a fat bald cnut Confused Confused Confused


Sorry about that, I couldn't resist
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Having to put up with some little shit on the other side of a canal, throwing stones, exposing himself calling me all sorts names including a fat bald cnut Confused Confused Confused


Sorry about that, I couldn't resist


You twat !!! rolling on the floor laughing

Mind you watch this space....... I tried to ignore him but he threw a half brick at me and missed a toddler on her bike by a couple of foot as she cycled past....... If I could have got across the water I would have throttled the little bastard.... Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
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Having to put up with some little shit on the other side of a canal, throwing stones, exposing himself calling me all sorts names including a fat bald cnut Confused Confused Confused


Sorry about that, I couldn't resist


You twat !!! rolling on the floor laughing

Mind you watch this space....... I tried to ignore him but he threw a half brick at me and missed a toddler on her bike by a couple of foot as she cycled past....... If I could have got across the water I would have throttled the little bastard.... Confused


so you didn't have your mankini or flippers with you on that journey Confused strange, i thought you carried them with you EVERYWHERE! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

still not fixed the car Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone turning up at my house un-invited
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where do i start........
1 job cancelled today. 1 MOT cancelled too.
tried to help a friend out tonight and failed.
Big crash caused by little twats on way home closing Garret Lane so had to take the long way home.
Old faithful corkscrew broke. New hi tech 'professional' corkscrew exploded before drawing it's first cork.
Chilli spattered all over inside of microwave.
But seeing as I did manage to get the cork out .... none of it matters now (apart from bumming out on car mechanics Rolling Eyes ) Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Where do i start........
1 job cancelled today. 1 MOT cancelled too.
tried to help a friend out tonight and failed.
Big crash caused by little twats on way home closing Garret Lane so had to take the long way home.
Old faithful corkscrew broke. New hi tech 'professional' corkscrew exploded before drawing it's first cork.
Chilli spattered all over inside of microwave.
But seeing as I did manage to get the cork out .... none of it matters now (apart from bumming out on car mechanics Rolling Eyes ) Laughing


And the answer to this is......
1. Shut up shop on Mondays,
2. tell friend to do it her bloody self!
3. traffic jam remedied by not going to work
4. Buy screw top wine bottles only
5. get a take away next time! doh!
6. Just get pi$$ed ( and tell friend again to do it her bloody self! ) Very Happy
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