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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Spending the whole day in East Surrey hospital with Boudicas who has been ill all week and had to have IV drip with antibiotics and pain meds an xray and an ultrasound scan today. He has been kept in overnight as they are still running tests on him. Really hope he wont spend Christmas Day in there.

Crying or Very sad a very sad lonely Sugarplum


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Just sat down to pork chops, peas, broccoli, gravy and apple sauce. Found what I thought was a piece of stalk of the broccoli, was half a caterpillar. Did I eat the other half ? Sick (Veg was frozen).


Was it the Biggus Humping Caterpillar by any chance.....??



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT disrespectful halfbrained f*ckwit Cnuts that cant get out of a car without smashing the door into the car next to them in a supermarket carpark ...other than logical deduction cannot prove if it was the car before or the car that was there when we got back ....new year trip to a paintless dent removals now needed ...am i p*ssed off?...nah ....way beyond that


Know exactly what you mean Pete, it's usualy the twats that drive into those parking spaces as well and end up diaganal across the space...useless, just bloody useless twats. Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Spending the whole day in East Surrey hospital with Boudicas who has been ill all week and had to have IV drip with antibiotics and pain meds an xray and an ultrasound scan today. He has been kept in overnight as they are still running tests on him. Really hope he wont spend Christmas Day in there.

Crying or Very sad a very sad lonely Sugarplum


Aww Hug Really hope he gets out from hospital tomorrow & starts too be on the mend soon.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks everyone for your messages regarding poor Ash, will make my mate aware of this thread, I think it will mean a lot to him Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

having to get up and go to work....... Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really hope Boudicas gets better and is home for Christmas Day.

WPMOT - Robert's "work" has got his duties wrong. He went in for a 1000-1800 shift only to find out he's on a 1600-0000 shift today.

That ruins our Christmas Eve Fondue that I had planned. Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzibabe wrote:
Really hope Boudicas gets better and is home for Christmas Day.

WPMOT - Robert's "work" has got his duties wrong. He went in for a 1000-1800 shift only to find out he's on a 1600-0000 shift today.

That ruins our Christmas Eve Fondue that I had planned. Sad


Thats crap Suzi, you'd think they could have got that right...tossers. hope it gets better after that.

Also hope Boudicas is home for christmas Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzibabe wrote:
Really hope Boudicas gets better and is home for Christmas Day.

WPMOT - Robert's "work" has got his duties wrong. He went in for a 1000-1800 shift only to find out he's on a 1600-0000 shift today.

That ruins our Christmas Eve Fondue that I had planned. Sad


Arse Sad

Late night fondue?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now my road is finally no longer the ice rink it was, the council have decided to grit it, guess better late than never Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sugarplum wrote:
Spending the whole day in East Surrey hospital with Boudicas who has been ill all week and had to have IV drip with antibiotics and pain meds an xray and an ultrasound scan today. He has been kept in overnight as they are still running tests on him. Really hope he wont spend Christmas Day in there.

Crying or Very sad a very sad lonely Sugarplum


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Nice to chat to you this morning.

Sugarplum I hope everything improves and you are spending Christmas together...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Suzibabe wrote:
Really hope Boudicas gets better and is home for Christmas Day.

WPMOT - Robert's "work" has got his duties wrong. He went in for a 1000-1800 shift only to find out he's on a 1600-0000 shift today.

That ruins our Christmas Eve Fondue that I had planned. Sad


Arse Sad

Late night fondle?

I'm sure I can think of something for when he gets back Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzibabe wrote:
biggus wrote:
Suzibabe wrote:
Really hope Boudicas gets better and is home for Christmas Day.

WPMOT - Robert's "work" has got his duties wrong. He went in for a 1000-1800 shift only to find out he's on a 1600-0000 shift today.

That ruins our Christmas Eve Fondue that I had planned. Sad


Arse Sad

Late night fondle?

I'm sure I can think of something for when he gets back Laughing


Oi you said id worn you out Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT, My maid forgot I was coming home, and my room hasn't been prepared, and looks like a bomb has hit it, so I have to use one of the guest rooms, and I brought a mountain of washing with me, and she's off till the new year !
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT, My maid forgot I was coming home, and my room hasn't been prepared, and looks like a bomb has hit it, so I have to use one of the guest rooms, and I brought a mountain of washing with me, and she's off till the new year !


Your MAID???? Lazy git! At the age of 38 you didn't have a passport and still haven't learned to tidy your room... and you men wonder why you're still single???!x
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Your MAID???? Lazy git! At the age of 38 you didn't have a passport and still haven't learned to tidy your room...

I'm not 38 till january, I had TWO passports only one of them was 22 days out of date, and I CAN tidy my room, but having a maid means I don't have to Wink
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and you men wonder why you're still single???!x
and us me aren't the only single ones MISS G, but thank you for providing me a valid excuse, now let's hear yours ?

incidentally In UK I don't have a maid !!!
(She's a Cleaner)
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Miss G wrote:
Your MAID???? Lazy git! At the age of 38 you didn't have a passport and still haven't learned to tidy your room...

I'm not 38 till january, I had TWO passports only one of them was 22 days out of date, and I CAN tidy my room, but having a maid means I don't have to Wink
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and you men wonder why you're still single???!x
and us me aren't the only single ones MISS G, but thank you for providing me a valid excuse, now let's hear yours ?

incidentally In UK I don't have a maid !!!
(She's a Cleaner)



Hook line and sinker! well done Phoenix! merry christmas xxx

Sh!t Stirrer Go Jerry Go Jerry...
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
Miss G wrote:
Your MAID???? Lazy git! At the age of 38 you didn't have a passport and still haven't learned to tidy your room...

I'm not 38 till january, I had TWO passports only one of them was 22 days out of date, and I CAN tidy my room, but having a maid means I don't have to Wink
Miss G wrote:
and you men wonder why you're still single???!x
and us me aren't the only single ones MISS G, but thank you for providing me a valid excuse, now let's hear yours ?

incidentally In UK I don't have a maid !!!
(She's a Cleaner)

Hurry up and get married then !





























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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hook line and sinker! well done Phoenix! merry christmas xxx

Sh!t Stirrer Go Jerry Go Jerry...
MWAH XXX Merry Christmas Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO PANTS Smack ur arse
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NO PANTS Smack ur arse


You taken a leaf out of PJsupertarts book?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NO PANTS Smack ur arse


You taken a leaf out of PJsupertarts book?
it's christmastime, I think saint Knickerless is more appropriate Smile
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it's christmastime, I think saint Knickerless is more appropriate Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not Pissed me off but saddened, concerned and worried..

Got brought up to speed with some of the BHF chit chat as I have been out of the loop for a few weeks and found that my recent crapy time isnt a patch on that of few others on the forum.

Heres hoping that everything is better for all on the forum soon (there's too much for me to list here)
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