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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My car is drinking oil and water like a G&T on a warm summers eve Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My car is drinking oil and water like a G&T on a warm summers eve Sad
Blown head gasket
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pop star to Opera star... Ffs... One of the 'mentors' being feckin Jenkins... Who's never actually sung an Opera, only murdered arias from Operas ffs Rolling Eyes in fact Taz, can you start a new Poll for whether people should hang for murdering music? Smile I'm sure the target audience of tone deaf old codgers will appreciate it though..!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
My car is drinking oil and water like a G&T on a warm summers eve Sad
Blown head gasket


Hmmm, she is blowing white smoke from the tail but not overheating , thanks WD, will get it to the garage asap Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
My car is drinking oil and water like a G&T on a warm summers eve Sad
Blown head gasket


Hmmm, she is blowing white smoke from the tail but not overheating , thanks WD, will get it to the garage asap Very Happy

white smoke sounds head gaskety to me... When it's cool, take the radiator cap off and check you've not lost coolant... Don't rely on the expansion bottle level... And don't always trust the temp gauge!
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
My car is drinking oil and water like a G&T on a warm summers eve Sad
Blown head gasket


Hmmm, she is blowing white smoke from the tail but not overheating , thanks WD, will get it to the garage asap Very Happy

white smoke sounds head gaskety to me... When it's cool, take the radiator cap off and check you've not lost coolant... Don't rely on the expansion bottle level... And don't always trust the temp gauge!
water is coolant?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT (2)

PARCELFARCE

Been waiting since Monday for a delivery..............


* taps foot very impatiently *


you'll be waiting a bit longer, they are taking two weeks to deliver from dispatch at the moment


Well, they delivered it, but feck knows what time - they just left it in the vestibule


why cant you call it a feckin porch like the rest of us paupers Laughing
Well, I call it a vestibule too... Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lil Mush wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
Taz wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
WPMOT (2)

PARCELFARCE

Been waiting since Monday for a delivery..............


* taps foot very impatiently *


you'll be waiting a bit longer, they are taking two weeks to deliver from dispatch at the moment


Well, they delivered it, but feck knows what time - they just left it in the vestibule


why cant you call it a feckin porch like the rest of us paupers Laughing
Well, I call it a vestibule too... Wink


kiss
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
Lil Mush wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
Taz wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
WPMOT (2)

PARCELFARCE

Been waiting since Monday for a delivery..............


* taps foot very impatiently *


you'll be waiting a bit longer, they are taking two weeks to deliver from dispatch at the moment


Well, they delivered it, but feck knows what time - they just left it in the vestibule


why cant you call it a feckin porch like the rest of us paupers Laughing
Well, I call it a vestibule too... Wink


kiss
But then, that's probably another French word you lot have nicked from us... Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lost again wrote:
biggus wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
My car is drinking oil and water like a G&T on a warm summers eve Sad
Blown head gasket


Hmmm, she is blowing white smoke from the tail but not overheating , thanks WD, will get it to the garage asap Very Happy

white smoke sounds head gaskety to me... When it's cool, take the radiator cap off and check you've not lost coolant... Don't rely on the expansion bottle level... And don't always trust the temp gauge!
water is coolant?

whoops the word 'water' was cut off on my mobile screen Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being stuck at bloody work on the first sunny + rideable day of the year.
Doesn't count that i rode her to work - i'm not getting back on till it's dark and i hate it!!!!!! gonna cry
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting home from a great day out on the bike......only to find my fridge/freezer has packed up and most of the contents have defrosted Twisted Evil Put some of it out in the shed at the moment as it's the coldest place. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Son coming home from a weekend away with a broken arm Sad
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buying the new car means selling the GSXR Crying or Very sad I'll still have the dragstar project bike but will miss the gixer *sigh*
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Son coming home from a weekend away with a broken arm Sad

Bl**dy typical of sons if you ask me! Hope he's okay and on the mend.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Buying the new car means selling the GSXR Crying or Very sad I'll still have the dragstar project bike but will miss the gixer *sigh*


The bike faze lasted along time then Exclamation
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
lost again wrote:
biggus wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
My car is drinking oil and water like a G&T on a warm summers eve Sad
Blown head gasket


Hmmm, she is blowing white smoke from the tail but not overheating , thanks WD, will get it to the garage asap Very Happy

white smoke sounds head gaskety to me... When it's cool, take the radiator cap off and check you've not lost coolant... Don't rely on the expansion bottle level... And don't always trust the temp gauge!
water is coolant?

whoops the word 'water' was cut off on my mobile screen Embarrassed


also pull the oil dipstick and check the colour of the oil ...if its milky white then you have water ingress to the oil ways and its emulsifying
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
biggus wrote:
lost again wrote:
biggus wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
My car is drinking oil and water like a G&T on a warm summers eve Sad
Blown head gasket


Hmmm, she is blowing white smoke from the tail but not overheating , thanks WD, will get it to the garage asap Very Happy

white smoke sounds head gaskety to me... When it's cool, take the radiator cap off and check you've not lost coolant... Don't rely on the expansion bottle level... And don't always trust the temp gauge!
water is coolant?

whoops the word 'water' was cut off on my mobile screen Embarrassed


also pull the oil dipstick and check the colour of the oil ...if its milky white then you have water ingress to the oil ways and its emulsifying

Or ...... take it to one of our mechanically minded people on here before it destroys itself and costs a fortune! (or just trade it in for something newer Smile )
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Pop star to Opera star... Ffs... One of the 'mentors' being feckin Jenkins... Who's never actually sung an Opera, only murdered arias from Operas ffs Rolling Eyes in fact Taz, can you start a new Poll for whether people should hang for murdering music? Smile


Saw it was on last night & hastily flipped channels - bet it wound Melz right up! Laughing

The one that wound me up was the episode of "Faking It" where they took some idiot kid who couldn't even read music and tried to pass him off as an orchestra conductor. The final performance was truly cringeworthy.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firecracker wrote:
biggus wrote:
Pop star to Opera star... Ffs... One of the 'mentors' being feckin Jenkins... Who's never actually sung an Opera, only murdered arias from Operas ffs Rolling Eyes in fact Taz, can you start a new Poll for whether people should hang for murdering music? Smile


Saw it was on last night & hastily flipped channels - bet it wound Melz right up! Laughing

The one that wound me up was the episode of "Faking It" where they took some idiot kid who couldn't even read music and tried to pass him off as an orchestra conductor. The final performance was truly cringeworthy.


These sort of programs are all well and good, but they do really 'cheapen' the opinion of the general public towards the years of training required to excel at something such as singing or conducting, because in reality, they(the celebs/fakers) will not reach any great standard. That said, I watched a few episodes of 'maestro', and the wrong person(Sue Perkins) won that... She was the 'safe' option- Goldie, with no music reading ability etc was far better at lifting the energy of the orchestra (although of course they could more or less play themselves anyway). He certainly had that special spark to lift the performance - being a musiciany type you'll probably appreciate, whereas Sue, although on paper was more 'musical' didn't have anywhere near the right energy for it, but she was the safe bet...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT - Having a hangover
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wearing shoes for the first time in nearly a month !

customs and excise confiscating tins of Ostrich Pâté, Kudu Pâté, Wildebeest Pâté, Crocodile Pâté and Impala Pâté ... apologies to peeps who were gonna get a gift from africa (you don't know who you are)

oh, and being bloody freezing !!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL not surprised re customs!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
customs and excise confiscating tins of Ostrich Pâté, Kudu Pâté, Wildebeest Pâté, Crocodile Pâté and Impala Pâté ... apologies to peeps who were gonna get a gift from africa (you don't know who you are)


Thought tinned stuff was ok to bring back from the 3rd world? Confused

Someone I knew got a bollocking for taking a big jar of Marmite into Australia... Funny Aussie customs grumbled about that, yet failed to detect the copious amounts Canabis resin in his shoes... man... Laughing Long time ago mind
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i thought so too !
and you were gonna get the ostrich Sad
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