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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Not so much What made me smile, as Who...
Apexer and Athos - between you, you have succeeded in making me one very happy damsel....
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lost again
Dancing tree frog!
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| Va Va Oops wrote: | Not so much What made me smile, as Who...
Apexer and Athos - between you, you have succeeded in making me one very happy damsel....
Thankyou! |
told you yesterday just ride the fooking thing  |
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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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| lost again wrote: | | Va Va Oops wrote: | Not so much What made me smile, as Who...
Apexer and Athos - between you, you have succeeded in making me one very happy damsel....
Thankyou! |
told you yesterday just ride the fooking thing |
Yup ...and looks like I might soon be able to.... ....God, Its like being given a prosthetic!!!!
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pip
Pip Pedrosa
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 1637
Location: South of Heaven
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| Roughie wrote: | I gave up smoking 13 years 242 days 7 hours and 37 second ago ... not that i am counting...
I still every now and then get the feeling ohh i could just have a fag... but is passes as quickly as it came, i just remember how i smell after i have been in a smoky environment  |
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I was hoping for a time when I really don't care about smoking. I do have the same as you though. I want one, then tell myself not to. Then the craving goes. Sounds a bit weird maybe, but I thought I'd not need to keep up the will power for so long! |
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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Made me laugh tonight....
...e-mail from my niece...
">HELLO,
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>GOT SOME BAD NEWS, I CAN'T MAKE IT DOWN TILL A BIT LATER ON FRIDAY CAUSE I HAVE TO SEE LOW-CUM DOC AT 5, AND YES IT IS MONDAY AND YES I DO HAVE TO WAIT TILL FRIDAY WHICH YES ISN'T 24- 48 OR EVEN 72 HOURS AWAY 2 SEE A FUCKING LOW-CUM WHO CAN'T DO JACK SHIT.
>BUT SUCH IS LIFE.
>WILL CALL YOU AFTER, WORN YOU NOW WON'T BE HAPPY IF THEY FUCK ME AROUND LIKE USUAL."
...I should never have told her who I work for....  |
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Flipper
MotoGP Racer
Joined: 19 Jul 2005
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Location: Desolation Boulevard
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SHOUTS alot does she - your niece.
What's a Low Cum doctor? One who cums over your shoes? |
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Chuffster
Knight in Green Armour
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| Flipper wrote: | | What's a Low Cum doctor? One who cums over your shoes? |
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Wivvy
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| Flipper wrote: | SHOUTS alot does she - your niece.
What's a Low Cum doctor? One who cums over your shoes? |
low sperm count? |
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wivvy's dad
Cabbage club member #3
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Flipper
MotoGP Racer
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Location: Desolation Boulevard
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Just had two days off work to replace a fence post that snapper in the high winds over the weekend.
Made me smile cause
1) I have a job where I can take leave at a moments notice.
2) I acutally enjoy digging in the garden, mixing concrete etc.
3) I get satisfaction from a job well done  |
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Tinks
Fairy Grandmoderator
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
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Location: Away with the fairys.
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It took 2 days 2 put 1 fence post up?? Men 
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Tinks wrote: | | It took 2 days 2 put 1 fence post up?? Men |
Fencepost isnt an easy fella to hold still while ya concrete him in |
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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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| Flipper wrote: | SHOUTS alot does she - your niece.
What's a Low Cum doctor? One who cums over your shoes? |
She is actually very massively dyslexic ...but I thought that the 'w*nk*r' connetations were worthy of repetition (...for those who might get the joke... ...spelling and grammar on here isn't exactly perfect!! ...not that that really matters so much!!!)
..Personally, Reckon a Low Cum doctor is one who has little effect... |
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Paws
TT Racer
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Location: Plymouth
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Going back to Hein gericke in Jan (3rd time lucky!)
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Flintstone
Del Boy Deer Hunter
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I've finished work now for christmas, don't have to go back til January 2nd. 
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Flintstone wrote: | | I've finished work now for christmas, don't have to go back til January 2nd. |
WTF................................Fred i hate you |
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Windy
Just call me Janice...
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I've just had the most delicious lunch at work. Sirloin steak with a wild mushroom sauce!
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Chuffster
Knight in Green Armour
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
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| Windy Miller wrote: | I've just had the most delicious lunch at work. Sirloin steak with a wild mushroom sauce!
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Chuffster wrote: | | Windy Miller wrote: | I've just had the most delicious lunch at work. Sirloin steak with a wild mushroom sauce!
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Thatll be the Dartford crossing closed tonight then due to high winds |
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lost again
Dancing tree frog!
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| its ch fault he never put cnut as a option |
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apexer
Moto Crosser
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| SlapheadBandit© wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | I've finished work now for christmas, don't have to go back til January 2nd. |
WTF................................Fred i hate you |
 i second that
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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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| lost again wrote: | | its ch fault he never put cnut as a option |
That would have made it FAR too easy for all you blokes...
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JJ
Despatch Rider
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
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Location: Midlands
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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Chuffed to bits...won a stainless steel yoshi can on ebay tonight for £160.
I'm like the cat that just got the cream.
JJ |
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kaifish
Mini Moto racer
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:20 am Post subject: |
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| apexer wrote: | | SlapheadBandit© wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | I've finished work now for christmas, don't have to go back til January 2nd. |
WTF................................Fred i hate you |
i second that |
 third!!! im working christmas eve and day boxing day, newyears eve
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AJ
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| Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:29 am Post subject: Working? |
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Darwin wins again!!!!
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