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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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being blown all the way over onto the other side of the road, (luckily with no other cars on the road as it was at 12:30 am) trying to right it the back wheel slips out and it takes all my concentration and strength to pull it in to a forward facing position before i can evan think about getting back into my lane!!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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being blown all the way over onto the other side of the road, (luckily with no other cars on the road as it was at 12:30 am) trying to right it the back wheel slips out and it takes all my concentration and strength to pull it in to a forward facing position before i can evan think about getting back into my lane!!!!


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sounds like a plan Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My birthday didn't end all that well. When we got home from a nice meal I discovered a leak through the kitchen ceiling so we spent the rest of the evening moving furniture, taking up carpet and floorboards and trying to work out what was leaking Evil or Very Mad


Guess, what? A week later and the leak is back. Where is the damn water coming from??? Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My birthday didn't end all that well. When we got home from a nice meal I discovered a leak through the kitchen ceiling so we spent the rest of the evening moving furniture, taking up carpet and floorboards and trying to work out what was leaking Evil or Very Mad


Guess, what? A week later and the leak is back. Where is the damn water coming from??? Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finding out that it will take 3 weeks to get the car repaired after hubby's little screwup last Friday - which means lots of shite train journeys to work when it's raining, and no Martini Wednesday outings! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having to fit a close coupled WC cistern 4 times, because the NHS think its saving money by having a stores with fcuk all spares...

This has now aggravated my back.. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A workmate was looking down in the dumps today. I asked him if he was ok, and he said no cos his wife has just been diagnosed with an aggressive form of breast cancer. Crying or Very sad
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A close friend of mine working at another office died yesterday morning from a brain haemorrhage. I am really going to miss her. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My birthday didn't end all that well. When we got home from a nice meal I discovered a leak through the kitchen ceiling so we spent the rest of the evening moving furniture, taking up carpet and floorboards and trying to work out what was leaking Evil or Very Mad


Guess, what? A week later and the leak is back. Where is the damn water coming from??? Evil or Very Mad


Found the leak, finally. There is a joint in a pipe under the bath that is leaking. Plumber coming out today. Lets hope they don't have to take the floor tiles up to fix it!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A close friend of mine working at another office died yesterday morning from a brain haemorrhage. I am really going to miss her. Crying or Very sad


feel for you. Sad
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A close friend of mine working at another office died yesterday morning from a brain haemorrhage. I am really going to miss her. Crying or Very sad


feel for you. Sad


thanks, it is going to be wierd going over the office and not seeing her smiley face sitting at the receptionist desk Sad
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A close friend of mine working at another office died yesterday morning from a brain haemorrhage. I am really going to miss her. Crying or Very sad

realy sorry, thinking of you both over here
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crowborough has had it's first Gatso installed today on the A26 Eridge Road, by the leisure centre, pointing northbound. They haven't put the lines on the road yet ! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody spots!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Spending yet another night in Hospital.. Gall Bladder 4 Roughie 0


Change that to Gallbladder 5 Roughie 0 ,This is getting ridiculous now, last night at the hospital i 3 staff say "hey at least you look better than you did last week", apparently the stone had not got stuck in the duct to the liver this week it was at the pancreas this time, Roll on Wednesday when i see the consultant, then i show THAT bloody Gallbladder who's boss Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Spending yet another night in Hospital.. Gall Bladder 4 Roughie 0


Change that to Gallbladder 5 Roughie 0 ,This is getting ridiculous now, last night at the hospital i 3 staff say "hey at least you look better than you did last week", apparently the stone had not got stuck in the duct to the liver this week it was at the pancreas this time, Roll on Wednesday when i see the consultant, then i show THAT bloody Gallbladder who's boss Twisted Evil


Do you have your ow bed booked now?? Laughing

Nah thats really bad news, fingers crossed they get you in asap!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Spending yet another night in Hospital.. Gall Bladder 4 Roughie 0


Change that to Gallbladder 5 Roughie 0 ,This is getting ridiculous now, last night at the hospital i 3 staff say "hey at least you look better than you did last week", apparently the stone had not got stuck in the duct to the liver this week it was at the pancreas this time, Roll on Wednesday when i see the consultant, then i show THAT bloody Gallbladder who's boss Twisted Evil


Do you have your ow bed booked now?? Laughing

Nah thats really bad news, fingers crossed they get you in asap!


It's begining to feel like that Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

possible prosecution for assault Sad
still was chav bashing so was worth it Smile
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possible prosecution for assault Sad
still was chav bashing so was worth it Smile


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sadly was last night babes adn there's about 30+ 15 year olds all swearing that I came outaa my house and kicked the shit outta about 6 of them for no reason
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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sadly was last night babes adn there's about 30+ 15 year olds all swearing that I came outaa my house and kicked the shit outta about 6 of them for no reason


Sorry to hear this mate Sad Was it the jungle juice or had the taken the piss once to many times.....

Me, I'm pissed off because we are both out of biking action at the moment and it's gonna be a good weekend Sad Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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sadly was last night babes adn there's about 30+ 15 year olds all swearing that I came outaa my house and kicked the shit outta about 6 of them for no reason


what happened mate?

i'm sure that there'll be 'insufficient evidence' when it comes to the crunch...
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sadly was last night babes adn there's about 30+ 15 year olds all swearing that I came outaa my house and kicked the shit outta about 6 of them for no reason


what happened mate?

i'm sure that there'll be 'insufficient evidence' when it comes to the crunch...


group of about 30 odd 15/16 year olds outaside my house last night making trouble and being generally a pain in the arse, breaking their bottles of alcopops on the road etc, stood on me balcony and told em to f**K off and got a mouthfull of abuse, when I went back inside something bounced off my living room window and they knocked my bin over so I went outside and confronted them, picked the mouthiest one I could find and told him to clear off or I'd feed him his own bollocks, at which point one of the others hit me from behind so I kicked off in true Inci style and knocked the srap outta about 6 of them as the police turned up. Bad news is one of them was takien away in an ambulance. Gave a full statement to the police (who happens to be a mate of the business) and should hopefully be ok on self defence etc but if one of these little shits tries to press charges the police said they have to follow it up properly. So guess I'll have to wait and see what happens
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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sadly was last night babes adn there's about 30+ 15 year olds all swearing that I came outaa my house and kicked the shit outta about 6 of them for no reason


what happened mate?

i'm sure that there'll be 'insufficient evidence' when it comes to the crunch...


group of about 30 odd 15/16 year olds outaside my house last night making trouble and being generally a pain in the arse, breaking their bottles of alcopops on the road etc, stood on me balcony and told em to f**K off and got a mouthfull of abuse, when I went back inside something bounced off my living room window and they knocked my bin over so I went outside and confronted them, picked the mouthiest one I could find and told him to clear off or I'd feed him his own bollocks, at which point one of the others hit me from behind so I kicked off in true Inci style and knocked the srap outta about 6 of them as the police turned up. Bad news is one of them was takien away in an ambulance. Gave a full statement to the police (who happens to be a mate of the business) and should hopefully be ok on self defence etc but if one of these little shits tries to press charges the police said they have to follow it up properly. So guess I'll have to wait and see what happens


Just quote the recent deaths of concerned citizens that have been murdered on their doorsteps when confronting yobs and you will have all the mitigating circumstances for acting in self defence, as you said, you were hit from behind and had to act quickly.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarrassed pressed it twice
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