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Windy Just call me Janice...


Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 4145 Location: Up norff
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:35 am Post subject: |
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I'm sneezing like Mr Sneeze. I really hope I'm not going down with a cold or flu. _________________ Mini Cooper S |
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:16 am Post subject: |
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Windy Ninja wrote: | I'm sneezing like Mr Sneeze. I really hope I'm not going down with a cold or flu. |
well annie DID have a runny nose .......i just thought she was full  |
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Mrs Moos MotoGP Racer


Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Posts: 2313 Location: Chavelstone Innit
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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POO _________________ WHAT???? |
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ChoccieMuffin World Superbike Racer


Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1849 Location: Guildford
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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Pissed off? I'll give you pissed off. And it's nothing to do with a hangover.
I recently got a house back from tenants, they'd made a real mess of it leaving me having to clear, clean and repaint, once they eventually left (late). I took 2 trailer-loads of rubbish to the dump but there was still another 2 to go, sitting outside the house. Got a cleaning company in (lots of money but don't have time to do it myself) and was in the process of getting garden done, cleaning curtains and other bits and pieces and had got handyman round to quote on assorted repairs.
Saturday's plan was to go and put another load of curtains in the wash, pull up a few more weeds, go and visit a carpet supplier, go to a trade kitchen supplier to source a new kitchen (only open Sat mornings, not afternoons or Sunday).
Went round on Saturday morning to finish clearing the rubbish from the front of the house to find someone or several someones broke into the house by smashing the glass on the front door but the door was deadlocked so they managed to break the lock mechanism as well, smashed a large double-glazed window at the front by throwing a chair and a stereo through it, graffitied on a door and a wall, cigarettes stubbed out all over the carpet, poked holes in the ceiling, broke the strimmer that was in there ready for the garden work, broke my hoover that I'd brought over from my own house, ripped the door off the freezer and put a big dent in the fridge freezer, gouged scratches into the wall, smashed holes in 3 doors internal doors - even had the cheek to drag a sofa bed into the main living room and open it out and throw the clean curtains around - basically made a right mess. Discovered while walking round that they'd also tried to break in by some other windows so have bent the whole unit so that it'll have to be replaced and broke the handle mechanism on the back door too.
Neighbours apparently heard a bit of a racket on Friday evening but didn't call the police, even though they knew the house was empty.
So my Saturday morning and most of the afternoon was a complete write-off and gives me another week's delay on getting kitchen and carpets, the glazier came to do an emergency repair and at least make the place secure and cost a small fortune, got a quote from him for the other window too, it's frightening. Glad I couldn't take my blood pressure, I'm sure it would have been through the ceiling.
I'll give you pissed off.
But the officer that came along to take statements etc was at least very restful on the eyes...  |
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Flintstone Del Boy Deer Hunter


Joined: 25 Nov 2004 Posts: 3988 Location: .........in another world !
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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Good job I shop around for insurance every year, got renewal for the car insurance. Thought I'd try confused first, same insurance co offered me a cheaper quote for the same policy. Just wait til I phone them and give them a piece of my mind ? Still, I have found a much better quote from another co.  _________________ It's all down to quality of life ! |
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:21 am Post subject: |
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ChoccieMuffin wrote: | Pissed off? I'll give you pissed off. And it's nothing to do with a hangover.
I recently got a house back from tenants, they'd made a real mess of it leaving me having to clear, clean and repaint, once they eventually left (late). I took 2 trailer-loads of rubbish to the dump but there was still another 2 to go, sitting outside the house. Got a cleaning company in (lots of money but don't have time to do it myself) and was in the process of getting garden done, cleaning curtains and other bits and pieces and had got handyman round to quote on assorted repairs.
Saturday's plan was to go and put another load of curtains in the wash, pull up a few more weeds, go and visit a carpet supplier, go to a trade kitchen supplier to source a new kitchen (only open Sat mornings, not afternoons or Sunday).
Went round on Saturday morning to finish clearing the rubbish from the front of the house to find someone or several someones broke into the house by smashing the glass on the front door but the door was deadlocked so they managed to break the lock mechanism as well, smashed a large double-glazed window at the front by throwing a chair and a stereo through it, graffitied on a door and a wall, cigarettes stubbed out all over the carpet, poked holes in the ceiling, broke the strimmer that was in there ready for the garden work, broke my hoover that I'd brought over from my own house, ripped the door off the freezer and put a big dent in the fridge freezer, gouged scratches into the wall, smashed holes in 3 doors internal doors - even had the cheek to drag a sofa bed into the main living room and open it out and throw the clean curtains around - basically made a right mess. Discovered while walking round that they'd also tried to break in by some other windows so have bent the whole unit so that it'll have to be replaced and broke the handle mechanism on the back door too.
Neighbours apparently heard a bit of a racket on Friday evening but didn't call the police, even though they knew the house was empty.
So my Saturday morning and most of the afternoon was a complete write-off and gives me another week's delay on getting kitchen and carpets, the glazier came to do an emergency repair and at least make the place secure and cost a small fortune, got a quote from him for the other window too, it's frightening. Glad I couldn't take my blood pressure, I'm sure it would have been through the ceiling.
I'll give you pissed off.
But the officer that came along to take statements etc was at least very restful on the eyes...  |
sounds to me like your tenants didnt wanna move out and paid a retrun visit ................either way .........Bastids  |
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ChoccieMuffin World Superbike Racer


Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1849 Location: Guildford
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:41 am Post subject: |
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No, I thought that for a while, but as the graffiti matched some at the garage at the end of the road, and there was only one beer can, I reckon it was youngsters, I know they do hang around on the green nearby and would have noticed the empty house.
But I do agree - bastids.
And did I mention what else is REALLY pissing me off? I can't find an insurance policy for the house. Did find one but it had run out, can't remember if I got round to sorting another one out. I'll be well out of pocket if I didn't. Kinda makes me feel sick. |
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ardee World Superbike Racer


Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 1703 Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:48 am Post subject: |
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ChoccieMuffin wrote: | No, I thought that for a while, but as the graffiti matched some at the garage at the end of the road, and there was only one beer can, I reckon it was youngsters, I know they do hang around on the green nearby and would have noticed the empty house.
But I do agree - bastids.
And did I mention what else is REALLY pissing me off? I can't find an insurance policy for the house. Did find one but it had run out, can't remember if I got round to sorting another one out. I'll be well out of pocket if I didn't. Kinda makes me feel sick. |
That is scary! Where is the house?
if you need a hand with anything give me a shout. I'm sure we can squeeze in an evening this week (tue or wed only) to help things sorted. |
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craigs23 Drag Racer


Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 715 Location: Sussex
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Got the week off work, a new bike, another almost ready....and it's bloody raining.
I'm gonna go clean something at this rate... |
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Suzibabe Vin Diesel


Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 4178 Location: Wokingham
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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Choccie
Gutted for you. Must be really awful. _________________ We are all born mad. Some remain so. ~ Samuel Beckett 1906-1989 |
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Mrs Moos MotoGP Racer


Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Posts: 2313 Location: Chavelstone Innit
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:47 am Post subject: |
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POO _________________ WHAT???? |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Suzibabe wrote: | Choccie
Gutted for you. Must be really awful. |
Snap! _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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ChoccieMuffin World Superbike Racer


Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1849 Location: Guildford
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:25 am Post subject: |
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Aren't you just such lovely people, I've come over all peculiar!
Didn't shed a tear over the rubbish at the weekend but touched enough at this to be damp-eyed over your generosity.
If there's a Corgi gas-fitter on the site who wants a bit of work I can put some your way...
Update from the police is that CID are actually working on this one. Fag butts taken for DNA analysis, photos of graffiti due to be taken and run against local borough database of graffiti artists. Ex-tenant interviewed already, denies it and I do tend to lean towards the local wasters rather than him.
Would love to break a few legs, but of course even if caught and even if prosecuted, they'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist and some 'community service'.
Oh well, I've still got my health, my family, my bike (cos the local shites haven't had off with it and I got an Almax), could be worse. |
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Tusky Pie Dipper


Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 11549
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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The clutch slave cylinder in the Volvo leaking it wouldn't be so bad but some stupid Swedish twat decided to combine with the thrust release bearing inside the bell-housing and that means that I am looking well over £1000.00 + VAT for what will have been a leaky seal worth £1.00
 _________________ Boxhill Chippendales
All characters appearing in this post are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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Get a new clutch fitted at the same time seeing as the lionshare of the labour to do so will already (unfortunately) be being paid... _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Tusky wrote: |
The clutch slave cylinder in the Volvo leaking it wouldn't be so bad but some stupid Swedish twat decided to combine with the thrust release bearing inside the bell-housing and that means that I am looking well over £1000.00 + VAT for what will have been a leaky seal worth £1.00
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 _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
The 1st Lady of the forum. |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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Have you tried Mr Clutch? _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
The 1st Lady of the forum. |
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Chuffster Knight in Green Armour


Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 6450 Location: A green place
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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Tinks wrote: | Have you tried Mr Crutch? |
Now Now Tinks, its a car hes talking about - well, loose sense of the word - ITS A VOLVO!
If that has to be replaced Tusky, suggest you find out the price of the clutch if its not been replaced for a while, as Duncan says, most of the charge you have been informed of will be labour. _________________ Its better to regret something you did rather than something you didnt do... |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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According to our resident Vulvo driver here yours is a post ford take over one with an Audi engine, not that that helps much... _________________
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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The venue for my wife's 40th birthday party this saturday has just rung and told me that not only have they just been refused a late licence for this saturday, to make things worse they have been refused an entertainment licence meaning we can't have a band
this makes me f**kin livid as we booked the venue in march and told them we wanted a band and were told this was not a problem so to tell us 4 days before the party that we cant is out of order, plus the grief we have had to get a band sorted is unbelievable after "the Kick" dropped us in the shit at the last minute curtosey of their w*nker of a singer.
am seriously f*cked off
all I wanted was a great party with a good live band to celebrate Dizz's 40th in style and it's just been 1 nightmare after another  _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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Tusky Pie Dipper


Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 11549
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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Chuffster wrote: | Tinks wrote: | Have you tried Mr Crutch? |
Now Now Tinks, its a car hes talking about - well, loose sense of the word - ITS A VOLVO!
If that has to be replaced Tusky, suggest you find out the price of the clutch if its not been replaced for a while, as Duncan says, most of the charge you have been informed of will be labour. |
Already got that covered £230.00 but wait for it ............. the composite flywheel can sometimes need replacing at the same time if it is degrading that's a further £600.00 Mr Tusky
Nearer £2k for a £1.00 leaky seal
In fairness they reckon 6-7 hrs labour which isn't taking the piss Looked into doing it myself and it's an engine drop and special tool jobby, so forget it
Incubus wrote: | The venue for my wife's 40th birthday party this saturday has just rung and told me that not only have they just been refused a late licence for this saturday, to make things worse they have been refused an entertainment licence meaning we can't have a band
this makes me f**kin livid as we booked the venue in march and told them we wanted a band and were told this was not a problem so to tell us 4 days before the party that we cant is out of order, plus the grief we have had to get a band sorted is unbelievable after "the Kick" dropped us in the shit at the last minute curtosey of their w*nker of a singer.
am seriously f*cked off
all I wanted was a great party with a good live band to celebrate Dizz's 40th in style and it's just been 1 nightmare after another  |
Gutted for you mate regards to the Mrs  _________________ Boxhill Chippendales
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Paws TT Racer

Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 1076 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Pains starting to kick in all down my right hand side-2 weeks later! _________________ 6th October 2012 i become Mrs Boswell-Dalby  |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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Tusky wrote: | Chuffster wrote: | Tinks wrote: | Have you tried Mr Crutch? |
Now Now Tinks, its a car hes talking about - well, loose sense of the word - ITS A VOLVO!
If that has to be replaced Tusky, suggest you find out the price of the clutch if its not been replaced for a while, as Duncan says, most of the charge you have been informed of will be labour. |
Already got that covered £230.00 but wait for it ............. the composite flywheel can sometimes need replacing at the same time if it is degrading that's a further £600.00 Mr Tusky
Nearer £2k for a £1.00 leaky seal
In fairness they reckon 6-7 hrs labour which isn't taking the piss Looked into doing it myself and it's an engine drop and special tool jobby, so forget it
Incubus wrote: | The venue for my wife's 40th birthday party this saturday has just rung and told me that not only have they just been refused a late licence for this saturday, to make things worse they have been refused an entertainment licence meaning we can't have a band
this makes me f**kin livid as we booked the venue in march and told them we wanted a band and were told this was not a problem so to tell us 4 days before the party that we cant is out of order, plus the grief we have had to get a band sorted is unbelievable after "the Kick" dropped us in the shit at the last minute curtosey of their w*nker of a singer.
am seriously f*cked off
all I wanted was a great party with a good live band to celebrate Dizz's 40th in style and it's just been 1 nightmare after another  |
Gutted for you mate regards to the Mrs  |
Jerry can time?
So what you gonna do Incy?? _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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AJ ©Gok Wan


Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 15669 Location: The Home Office
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry that's gone tits up, Craig - happy birthday to her anyway. _________________ If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me... |
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