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biggus
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Crashed the car this morning.... no thanks to a fucking bint on the school run too busy texting to concentrate on the fact that we had right of way. Car in front of me hit the brakes on ice to avoid the bint... skidded... then got traction and stopped, i hit the same ice and slid into her car... meanwhile the cunt who caused it fucked off... thanks  !!!!
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JimBo
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| biggus wrote: | | Crashed the car this morning.... |
Fookin' 'ell, more bad news, sorry Dunc  . Hope the damage isn't too bad.
Hey, hey, hey, lets be careful out there everyone. |
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The Mouse
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| biggus wrote: | | Crashed the car this morning.... |
Is there much damage???
| biggus wrote: | | ... meanwhile the cunt who caused it fucked off... thanks !!!! |
Went to a accident on a 3 lane dual carrigeway last week, some fcukwit decieded to stop in the outside lane to drop someone off  Caused a 4 car shunt behind him. Fcukwit then drove off, probably oblivious to what had happened behind him.  |
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biggus
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Damage is enough to write it off... but i have the lights on order to straighten it out enough to get by... really not worth writing it off as I've not got the cash at the mo to replace it so I've jumped on the bonnet to straighten it a bit 
Back on the road for £100 rather than poncing about waiting for the insurer to take it away, write it off etc etc...
(this is in no way related to me putting new disks & pads on yesterday  )
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AJ
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'kin 'ell - sorry to hear about the crash!
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biggus
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After the crash
After some TLC... (well jumping up and down on the bonnet )
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Tinks
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Looks much better after 
How's you?? sore, shocked, shaken?
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| That's a pretty good effort mate. Authentic mini cab look. |
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JimBo
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Aaaaaarggggghhhhh, someones nicked your hub caps too, b*st*rds .
I'll reccommend you to anyone who wants a panel beater in future. |
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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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| Va Va Oops wrote: | Just got home from another job interview and waiting for the phone call...
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...again.
...Wish they'd hurry up and put me out of my misery  |
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Va Va Oops
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| Va Va Oops wrote: | | Va Va Oops wrote: | Just got home from another job interview and waiting for the phone call...
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...again.
...Wish they'd hurry up and put me out of my misery |
...bugger.
I wonder if McDonalds are recruiting.... |
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Flipper
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Crashed the car this morning.... no thanks to a fucking bint on the school run too busy texting to concentrate on the fact that we had right of way. Car in front of me hit the brakes on ice to avoid the bint... skidded... then got traction and stopped, i hit the same ice and slid into her car... meanwhile the cunt who caused it fucked off... thanks !!!! |
Yeah, yeah, yeah - 
What you mean to say is you weren't concertrating and ran into the arse of the car in front
Glad to see your ok fella 
Just think you can use some of the land money to buy a nice new Kia to replace the taxi |
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Paws
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fckinh cnuts at royal mail-
ordered a gorgeous drawing of a 675 in a frame-turns up today in padded card-warning lables front AND back saying FRAGILE/GLASS etc...
Open it up and... slit my thumb open as some cnut has either jumped up and down on it or thrown it down/across the room-glass is completly shattered.Not a happy bunny
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Tango
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| biggus wrote: | Damage is enough to write it off... but i have the lights on order to straighten it out enough to get by... really not worth writing it off as I've not got the cash at the mo to replace it so I've jumped on the bonnet to straighten it a bit
Back on the road for £100 rather than poncing about waiting for the insurer to take it away, write it off etc etc...
(this is in no way related to me putting new disks & pads on yesterday ) |
Mate of mine took the cash for a write off, and they let him buy it back for a small amount of money. He kept the car repaired it for £200 and came out £1500 in profit...
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Tinks
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Paws wrote: | fckinh cnuts at royal mail-
ordered a gorgeous drawing of a 675 in a frame-turns up today in padded card-warning lables front AND back saying FRAGILE/GLASS etc...
Open it up and... slit my thumb open as some cnut has either jumped up and down on it or thrown it down/across the room-glass is completly shattered.Not a happy bunny |
Sounds like it should have been better wrapped to start with boxed at least.
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Paws
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It was well wrapped, its taken alot of force to bust it
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moriwaki
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Watched toy run video on You Tube last night.......Now i can't get bloody Shakin Stevens singing 'Merry Christmas Everyone' out of my head
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Tinks
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Its bloody cold out!
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Athos
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| Tinks wrote: | | Its bloody cold out! |
i know something that,ll make you warm  |
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Tinks
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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Need heated grips on the buggy! that or i start going out in bike gloves
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AJ
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Mi mouseball thing isn't working properly
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Tinks
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God i hate them.
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Biker-Spawn
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People tailgating me in ice...
People pulling out in front of me without even looking...
People pulling out in front of me after they've just looked me right in the eye...
Some cnut who wrong laned himself coming onto a roundabout just to stop me passing...
Some other tawt who changed lane on a dual carriageway to pull alongside a car just to stop me passing...
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Does peoples driving routinely become worse as christmas draws closer or are they permanently retarded?
Fcuk em all...I'm STILL here!! 
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The Mouse
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | People tailgating me in ice...
People pulling out in front of me without even looking...
People pulling out in front of me after they've just looked me right in the eye...
Some cnut who wrong laned himself coming onto a roundabout just to stop me passing...
Some other tawt who changed lane on a dual carriageway to pull alongside a car just to stop me passing...
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there is a common denominator here though!!!!!!
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Chuffster
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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Mmmmm, the crimbo season.
My take on it.
In the mornings people are less observant due to still being tired/hungover/still pissed from the office party the night before.
In the evenings people are even more tired than they were in the morning, perhaps pissed from lunchtime shenanigans.
During the day, people are rushing about trying to get from A to B to get all their shopping in, this means more people on the road than normal, and more that don't have a clue.
So December, and early January can be lethal on the road, extra care has to be taken. You really do have to treat it as though everyone else is out to get you.
We had an incident on the way home last night, A2, outside lane of three, not particularly hanging about, but not going that fast either, just about to pass a bint in the middle lane, she pulls out. What was she overtaking? Fresh air. Despite the fact i was ontop of her, flashing the headlight in a panic and anchoring up to miss her, she carries on the manouvre and waves an apologetic hand. She would have been a mirror less if I had not had Windy on the back. Just one of the instances I have endured of crap driving over the last few weeks.
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