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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lil Mush wrote:
Wivvy wrote:
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What?! I was hardly gonna deny that! Laughing



Mush...Only the GUYS are meant to joke like that! Laughing











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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wivvy wrote:
how would you know????
Shocked Do you want me to draw you a picture? Laughing Laughing
I didn't mean YOUR tongue OBVIOUSLY!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biker-Spawn wrote:
Lil Mush wrote:
Wivvy wrote:
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What?! I was hardly gonna deny that! Laughing



Mush...Only the GUYS are meant to joke like that! Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lil Mush wrote:
Wivvy wrote:
how would you know????
Shocked Do you want me to draw you a picture? Laughing Laughing
I didn't mean YOUR tongue OBVIOUSLY!!!!!


yeah OBVIOUSLY!! Laughing behind hand
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wivvy wrote:
Lil Mush wrote:
Wivvy wrote:
how would you know????
Shocked Do you want me to draw you a picture? Laughing Laughing
I didn't mean YOUR tongue OBVIOUSLY!!!!!


yeah OBVIOUSLY!! Laughing behind hand


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Listening to my work colleagues voice mail - he was fortunate enough to meet Brian Blessed who was gracious enough to record an hilarious, over the top, Shakespearian booming 'I say, Gordon is alive, Squadron 14 is in the air, dive, dive, dive' voice mail AND offer to repeat it should he tire of the content - what a star!! if you don't believe me his number is +44 078....forget it I'll text you Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

redrat wrote:
Listening to my work colleagues voice mail - he was fortunate enough to meet Brian Blessed who was gracious enough to record an hilarious, over the top, Shakespearian booming 'I say, Gordon is alive, Squadron 14 is in the air, dive, dive, dive' voice mail AND offer to repeat it should he tire of the content - what a star!! if you don't believe me his number is +44 078....forget it I'll text you Wink


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

matttherat wrote:
Som Rep in his new Astra tried having a go at Pen about riding around country lanes, (she was heading to a bridle path). When she told him what to do he pulled away with a screech of the tyres, the opinion and horse didn't bat an eye lid and her laughter must have wound him up a bit as he decided to come back carry out a handbrake turn and then wheel spin off, again neither took any notice. rolling on the floor laughing

the sad thing is that could have easily have been someone with little experience!


Shocked That is truly appalling, Matt! I can't believe anyone would actually have the cheek to tell another legitimate road user that they shouldn't be on the road. And then to deliberately try to create a dangerous situation for them - that's just insane! Boy, that makes my blood boil Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firecracker wrote:
matttherat wrote:
Som Rep in his new Astra tried having a go at Pen about riding around country lanes, (she was heading to a bridle path). When she told him what to do he pulled away with a screech of the tyres, the opinion and horse didn't bat an eye lid and her laughter must have wound him up a bit as he decided to come back carry out a handbrake turn and then wheel spin off, again neither took any notice. rolling on the floor laughing

the sad thing is that could have easily have been someone with little experience!


Shocked That is truly appalling, Matt! I can't believe anyone would actually have the cheek to tell another legitimate road user that they shouldn't be on the road. And then to deliberately try to create a dangerous situation for them - that's just insane! Boy, that makes my blood boil Evil or Very Mad


Has she got his number plate reg....... silly me.... of course she will have Wink

You really wouldn't know what I would do if I had seen that happen..... what a complete wanker...

Reminds me of when I was herding 250 cows down a lane in Markbeach in the early 80s, a police car drove through the herd from behind got in the middle and started blasting on his horn..... The cattle went mad and kicked the fuck out of his car and then ran through the pub garden, graveyard and straight over the top of a TR7 rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But it was the best thing that ever happened to that TR7
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But it was the best thing that ever happened to that TR7


rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Has she got his number plate reg....... silly me.... of course she will have Wink

You really wouldn't know what I would do if I had seen that happen..... what a complete wanker...


Strangely she wouldn't tell me it, can't think why Exclamation
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

having a really great evening with the BHF last night Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
having a really great evening with the BHF last night Smile


PAH!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
having a really great evening with the BHF last night Smile



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i thought of you all as i lanced a boil
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But it was the best thing that ever happened to that TR7


Hump I used to own a TR7 Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gotta admit the mouse's ten reasons to love pikey's cracked me up Smile

shame the f*ckin tree huggers on here got there knickers in a twist again though!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sad thing is, it didn't take much thinking about, and it could easily have been 15
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally I was highly appreciative of that thread on pikeys.

The truth hurts though, no?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
having a really great evening with the BHF last night Smile



Thumbs up Big Biggrin
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feeding the swans Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going to see Queensryche tonight
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Going to see Queensryche tonight

Operation Mindcrime - classic
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ardee wrote:
Going to see Queensryche tonight


Can I come??? Very Happy
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