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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Went out to grab a burger on my lunch break...I have a wet patch in my armpit. Laughing


I find this can be avoided by resisting the temptation to carry the burger like a folded newspaper.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flipper wrote:
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Went out to grab a burger on my lunch break...I have a wet patch in my armpit. Laughing


I find this can be avoided by resisting the temptation to carry the burger like a folded newspaper.


Thud


Thanks for that.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
raining???

tis lovelly & sunny down here Smile

'Twas nice and sunny in Brighton on Saturday too.
Ooooo it was lovely Wink . That's gay
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flipper wrote:
Biker-Spawn wrote:


Went out to grab a burger on my lunch break...I have a wet patch in my armpit. Laughing


I find this can be avoided by resisting the temptation to carry the burger like a folded newspaper.


rolling on the floor laughing Surreal, my kind of fish.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Removing bathroom radiator to find more puke behind it... 2 years on from the bbq when someone who shall remain nameless chundered all over the bathroom Barf Confused Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evergreens!!
















Fcuking Trees!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Removing bathroom radiator to find more puke behind it... 2 years on from the bbq when someone who shall remain nameless chundered all over the bathroom Barf Confused Laughing




Mrs Moos by any chance??




Or was it Va Va Oops?? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mrs Moos by any chance??




Or was it Va Va Oops?? Laughing


I don't think it was Mrs Spews... Could well have been Va Va but hey gone now... water under the bridge... well chunder behind the radiator more like it Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

would you be even more pissed off if I posted a link to your post on the "what made you smile" thread?

(Reminds me of when a friend's kids were really tiny and just getting potty-trained, and the little girl, who'd sussed out how to wee in a potty but hadn't quite cracked the Number 2s, sat on the (cold) radiator with no knickers on and had a poo. THAT was fun to clean up, and it had to be done before they could turn the heating on!) so they had a cold house until they could get the radiator off the wall!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fcking kayak arrived but has a piece missing vital to it being seaworthy and it's gonna take a cpl of days to get me the part
why can't these idiots actually CHECK things before the send them out!

Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Divvycat wrote:
Mrs Moos by any chance??




Or was it Va Va Oops?? Laughing


I don't think it was Mrs Spews... Could well have been Va Va but hey gone now... water under the bridge... well chunder behind the radiator more like it Laughing


I'm still pretty sure it wasn't me! ...but if it was, it was probably due to concussion!!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
Fcking kayak arrived but has a piece missing vital to it being seaworthy and it's gonna take a cpl of days to get me the part
why can't these idiots actually CHECK things before the send them out!

Sad


So it is a KAKAK after all....................................... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JPTFT!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
Fcking kayak arrived but has a piece missing vital to it being seaworthy and it's gonna take a cpl of days to get me the part
why can't these idiots actually CHECK things before the send them out!

Sad


Come on Inci, its not their fault that the opening comes in one size and you cant get your fat ass in it!!!

Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being stuck in hospital for 2 (perhaps 3 days) just waiting for heart stress test after a scare on Wednesday. They do not know when it can be done but will not let me out until it is done.

Lousy internet service does not help either.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarcBC wrote:
Being stuck in hospital for 2 (perhaps 3 days) just waiting for heart stress test after a scare on Wednesday. They do not know when it can be done but will not let me out until it is done.

Lousy internet service does not help either.


Hope all is ok Marc - Is Mrs BC visiting frequently with grapes etc?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Being stuck in hospital for 2 (perhaps 3 days) just waiting for heart stress test after a scare on Wednesday. They do not know when it can be done but will not let me out until it is done.

Lousy internet service does not help either.



Really sorry to hear this! Hope they do test soon and all is well x
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skins wrote:
Incubus wrote:
Fcking kayak arrived but has a piece missing vital to it being seaworthy and it's gonna take a cpl of days to get me the part
why can't these idiots actually CHECK things before the send them out!

Sad


Come on Inci, its not their fault that the opening comes in one size and you cant get your fat ass in it!!!

Wink


you can talk! heard the other night you were sweating like a groundsman at a Jersey childrens home!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarcBC wrote:
Being stuck in hospital for 2 (perhaps 3 days) just waiting for heart stress test after a scare on Wednesday. They do not know when it can be done but will not let me out until it is done.

Lousy internet service does not help either.


Sorry to hear that Marc. GWS matey
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarcBC wrote:
Being stuck in hospital for 2 (perhaps 3 days) just waiting for heart stress test after a scare on Wednesday. They do not know when it can be done but will not let me out until it is done.

Lousy internet service does not help either.


sorry to hear this Sad hope they get it sorted quickly and they give you the all clear
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
Skins wrote:
Incubus wrote:
Fcking kayak arrived but has a piece missing vital to it being seaworthy and it's gonna take a cpl of days to get me the part
why can't these idiots actually CHECK things before the send them out!

Sad


Come on Inci, its not their fault that the opening comes in one size and you cant get your fat ass in it!!!

Wink


you can talk! heard the other night you were sweating like a groundsman at a Jersey childrens home!
Smile


Laughing Laughing Laughing
Old grumpy was worse!!! I thought he was gonna croak on me! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
MarcBC wrote:
Being stuck in hospital for 2 (perhaps 3 days) just waiting for heart stress test after a scare on Wednesday. They do not know when it can be done but will not let me out until it is done.

Lousy internet service does not help either.


Sorry to hear that Marc. GWS matey


Thanks peeps. Just escaped! Sort of passed the heart stress test and so they let me out with a recomendation I have an ultrasound scan to be sure nowt is wrong.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do gig tickets always go on sale on a f**king Friday ! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Don't have access to a computer during the day, so by the evening.....ALL SOLD OUT !!! Bollocks ! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarcBC wrote:
biggus wrote:
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Being stuck in hospital for 2 (perhaps 3 days) just waiting for heart stress test after a scare on Wednesday. They do not know when it can be done but will not let me out until it is done.

Lousy internet service does not help either.


Sorry to hear that Marc. GWS matey


Thanks peeps. Just escaped! Sort of passed the heart stress test and so they let me out with a recomendation I have an ultrasound scan to be sure nowt is wrong.


FFS buddy will you slow yourself down and start taking care of yourself Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SLAPPY© wrote:
MarcBC wrote:
biggus wrote:
MarcBC wrote:
Being stuck in hospital for 2 (perhaps 3 days) just waiting for heart stress test after a scare on Wednesday. They do not know when it can be done but will not let me out until it is done.

Lousy internet service does not help either.


Sorry to hear that Marc. GWS matey


Thanks peeps. Just escaped! Sort of passed the heart stress test and so they let me out with a recomendation I have an ultrasound scan to be sure nowt is wrong.


FFS buddy will you slow yourself down and start taking care of yourself Twisted Evil

Yeah, but this was AFTER riding a Harley, and they don't get much slower than that.

Any road up Marc, as others have said.....Get Well Soon matey
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