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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like weeks of customers coughing and spluttering in my general direction has taken it's toll Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wivvy wrote:
still hungover from saturday night.. Sad


That's gay
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Looks like weeks of customers coughing and spluttering in my general direction has taken it's toll Evil or Very Mad


me too Sad although i have no customers, so im looking for someone to take the blame
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went to the supermarket to get three boxes of guinness for £20, to find they only have two ! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Went to the supermarket to get three boxes of guinness for £20, to find they only have two ! Evil or Very Mad



Gutted for yer Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dagnamit.... EuroStar have sent my tickets to the wrong feckin house and then told the old bag who lives there to destroy them... and now have not sent out any more... bastards.... tried to ring them, however the operator in Bangalore or Bradford told me I need my booking reference...

Where would I find that... Oh it will be printed on your tickets..... FFFSSS what a w***er
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CuseCuse wrote:
southernspeed wrote:
Looks like weeks of customers coughing and spluttering in my general direction has taken it's toll Evil or Very Mad


me too Sad although i have no customers, so im looking for someone to take the blame
Wasn't me! Laughing Get better you two! kiss A nice cup of tea
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lil Mush wrote:
CuseCuse wrote:
southernspeed wrote:
Looks like weeks of customers coughing and spluttering in my general direction has taken it's toll Evil or Very Mad


me too Sad although i have no customers, so im looking for someone to take the blame
Wasn't me! Laughing Get better you two! kiss A nice cup of tea

Thankyou 'oh healthy one'!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bimingham and Leeds christmas eve to work............some bastard hates me somewhere. Anywhere but Birmingham and Leeds. Do these feckers not know how to read a map!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The stitched wound bursting and ejecting a load of pus down my trousers. Sad Least it feels loads less painful. Now do I get it restitched or just let nature sort it out Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got to drive into London to drop the kids off at the coach station ... what IDIOT booked them on the 16.30 Coach on a Friday Twisted Evil



Ohhhh that would be me then Embarrassed I must have been doing a Tinks Usual friday night
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
The stitched wound bursting and ejecting a load of pus down my trousers. Sad Least it feels loads less painful. Now do I get it restitched or just let nature sort it out Confused



Barf you need that looking at!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
Got to drive into London to drop the kids off at the coach station ... what IDIOT booked them on the 16.30 Coach on a Friday Twisted Evil



Ohhhh that would be me then Embarrassed I must have been doing a Tinks Usual friday night



HAHAHA There you a vodka waiting for you at mine Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

southernspeed wrote:
Lil Mush wrote:
CuseCuse wrote:
southernspeed wrote:
Looks like weeks of customers coughing and spluttering in my general direction has taken it's toll Evil or Very Mad


me too Sad although i have no customers, so im looking for someone to take the blame
Wasn't me! Laughing Get better you two! kiss A nice cup of tea

Thankyou 'oh healthy one'!! Laughing


this coughing sneezing and sniffling is really starting to get boring now Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
The stitched wound bursting and ejecting a load of pus down my trousers. Sad Least it feels loads less painful. Now do I get it restitched or just let nature sort it out Confused


Yuk!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
Now do I get it restitched or just let nature sort it out Confused
Superglue or threadlock but leave a small gap - just in case - trust me, I'm a qualified first aider and a part time mechanic Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't seem to get motivated to do any odd jobs ! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can't seem to get motivated to do any odd jobs ! Evil or Very Mad

I think we've talked about this before Fred. Its old age mate Razz .
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some twat riding a horse and leading another on the road this morning in the dark ! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Some twat riding a horse and leading another on the road this morning in the dark ! Evil or Very Mad


Does that horse not have motorcycle parts sticking out of it's arse?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

roboc wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
Some twat riding a horse and leading another on the road this morning in the dark ! Evil or Very Mad


Does that horse not have motorcycle parts sticking out of it's arse?


No but Flintstone probably does... riding a Ducati n all... Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting told that disiplinary procedures have been started due to my recent poor attendance. Jeez Shocked

Obviously the previous 20 years with most years being zero absence don't count for FA Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
Getting told that disiplinary procedures have been started due to my recent poor attendance. Jeez Shocked

Obviously the previous 20 years with most years being zero absence don't count for FA Sad

That's crap. So short sighted of them. Are they doing a bit of head counting? Looking to get rid of people? Good luck with them.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
Getting told that disiplinary procedures have been started due to my recent poor attendance. Jeez Shocked

Obviously the previous 20 years with most years being zero absence don't count for FA Sad


what's the sickness trigger point at your work? and was anything a one off?? like the accident?? most employers will discount that. If not then insist on a referral to an occupational health specialist. There are plenty of laws that protect you, if you are in a union then seek some advice, if not then an employment specialist at the local CAB can help. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
Getting told that disiplinary procedures have been started due to my recent poor attendance. Jeez Shocked

Obviously the previous 20 years with most years being zero absence don't count for FA Sad


If you’re working for a reasonable size company they should be working to ACAS guidelines. Therefore sickness is not a matter for a disciplinary process; basically you can not be sacked for being legitimately sick under a disciplinary policy assuming you have given in sick notes etc.

They can however take you down the Capability route, to access your fitness to do your job. Given your previous record this would not lead to you loosing your job assuming you will make a full recovery. Wink
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