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southernspeed
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | wingchun wrote: | My new dish washer not fitting into the gap, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  |
Have you tried folding her in two, or as a last resort chop her legs off, you can always place her on a stool to reach when you need her  |
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Biker-Spawn
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| Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | wingchun wrote: | | My new dish washer not fitting into the gap, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Have you tried folding her in two, or as a last resort chop her legs off, you can always place her on a stool to reach when you need her |
You better run an hide mate, the girlies are sooooo gonna hunt you down!
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Lil Mush
Silent but violent
Joined: 04 Feb 2008
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Location: Chez les frogs apparently
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| Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | | PJ_DJ wrote: | | wingchun wrote: | | My new dish washer not fitting into the gap, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Have you tried folding her in two, or as a last resort chop her legs off, you can always place her on a stool to reach when you need her |
You better run an hide mate, the girlies are sooooo gonna hunt you down! |
Nah, won't bother, just gonna slap him round the head when I meet him!
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PJ_DJ
Son of Athos
Joined: 18 Feb 2009
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Location: Da Cronx
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| Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | | PJ_DJ wrote: | | wingchun wrote: | | My new dish washer not fitting into the gap, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Have you tried folding her in two, or as a last resort chop her legs off, you can always place her on a stool to reach when you need her |
You better run an hide mate, the girlies are sooooo gonna hunt you down! |
WHAT  , you mean they are allowed out of the kitchen round here  
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Suzibabe
Vin Diesel
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Oooh, he's now in big trouble 
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Biker-Spawn
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Waking up in Harrow this morning and after 5 minutes of peacefully dozing in bed, realising I'd left my work trousers in Wokingham, 35 miles away. Managed to make it to work on time, with trousers, just  .
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craigs23
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| The dealers where I'm getting my new bike from haven't phoned me yet to confirm everything's okay for Saturday pick up. Getting nervous now..... |
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Incubus
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my mate Nigel who i was going to see AC/DC with in June dropped dead of a massive heart attack few days ago
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Incubus wrote: | | my mate Nigel who i was going to see AC/DC with in June dropped dead of a massive heart attack few days ago |
Sorry to heat this, you are not having a good year, too many funerals!
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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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| Incubus wrote: | | my mate Nigel who i was going to see AC/DC with in June dropped dead of a massive heart attack few days ago |
Gutted for Nigel's nearest and dearest
Does that mean there's a ticket going spare
(Bollox - it's the June gig ...I'll be in Belgium )
....Seriously ...much as I am devastated by not getting to see AC/DC for the first time in my life this year (or ever, probably) ....I'd rather miss that than have a good friend suddenly pop his clogs on me...
...Bestest to all his friends and family
...and hope your night out in June will bring back lots of good memories of the times you had together ...it's all about quality not quantity!!!! |
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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Scrappy panniers being bid up to £120ish on e-bay ....then logging on later to find that some bids have disappeared and the top bid is back down at £60ish .....
....what's that all about???
(I don't sell stuff very often) |
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Cursed
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| Va Va Oops wrote: | Scrappy panniers being bid up to £120ish on e-bay ....then logging on later to find that some bids have disappeared and the top bid is back down at £60ish .....
....what's that all about???
(I don't sell stuff very often) |
Bidders can withdraw bids but its a bit dodgey and they're supposed to provide a genuine valid reason (which i bet they didnt) |
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AJ
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:53 am Post subject: |
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| cursedblade wrote: | | Va Va Oops wrote: | Scrappy panniers being bid up to £120ish on e-bay ....then logging on later to find that some bids have disappeared and the top bid is back down at £60ish .....
....what's that all about???
(I don't sell stuff very often) |
Bidders can withdraw bids but its a bit dodgey and they're supposed to provide a genuine valid reason (which i bet they didnt) |
Panniers have been on here for months for less... 
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pip
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Motorcycle alarms  |
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Biker-Spawn
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| pip wrote: | | Motorcycle alarms |
It went off and got you nicked by the new bobby on the beat, Mr Keen?
Hopefully nothin too bad happened...
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Biker-Spawn
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An instructor contracted in seemed to think our classrooms are a landfill site, hadn't even attempted to use the bin. Bottles, cups, lunch wrappings, papers etc thrown on the floor and had shoved four computers across one of the long desks around the outside of the room without any regard for the possibility of damaging them.
I could strangle the fking bitch, I really could. 
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Suzibabe
Vin Diesel
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: |
An instructor contracted in seemed to think our classrooms are a landfill site, hadn't even attempted to use the bin. Bottles, cups, lunch wrappings, papers etc thrown on the floor and had shoved four computers across one of the long desks around the outside of the room without any regard for the possibility of damaging them.
I could strangle the fking bitch, I really could. |
Well, you now know how I felt at home
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Biker-Spawn
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| Suzibabe wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: |
An instructor contracted in seemed to think our classrooms are a landfill site, hadn't even attempted to use the bin. Bottles, cups, lunch wrappings, papers etc thrown on the floor and had shoved four computers across one of the long desks around the outside of the room without any regard for the possibility of damaging them.
I could strangle the fking bitch, I really could. |
Well, you now know how I felt at home |
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Biker-Spawn
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Duplicate post... 
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:11 am Post subject: |
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | | Suzibabe wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: |
An instructor contracted in seemed to think our classrooms are a landfill site, hadn't even attempted to use the bin. Bottles, cups, lunch wrappings, papers etc thrown on the floor and had shoved four computers across one of the long desks around the outside of the room without any regard for the possibility of damaging them.
I could strangle the fking bitch, I really could. |
Well, you now know how I felt at home |
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can i request you show a little more respect to
A/ your mother
B/ my friend
C/ a lovely woman |
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Tusky
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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for once i was actually being quite serious  |
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Roughie
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| SLAPPY© wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: | | Suzibabe wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: |
An instructor contracted in seemed to think our classrooms are a landfill site, hadn't even attempted to use the bin. Bottles, cups, lunch wrappings, papers etc thrown on the floor and had shoved four computers across one of the long desks around the outside of the room without any regard for the possibility of damaging them.
I could strangle the fking bitch, I really could. |
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can i request you show a little more respect to
A/ your mother
B/ my friend
C/ a lovely woman |
+1
Ohh the youth of today
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pip
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Cursed
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Knowing that this evening when i go to work im going to be watched like a hawk, as will every other staff member as they decide who is being made redundant.
And that makes it bloody difficult to stay motivated seeing as i dont like working there anyway! |
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