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Suzibabe
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Off to my brothers tomorrow and then up to Silverstone for BSB on Sunday. 
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Baloo
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Man at door: "Are you Mrs BC?"
Baloo (answering door in boxer shorts): "Don't be fooled by my moobs. Look at my shorts, do I look like Mrs BC?"
Man (going slightly pink): "Is Mrs BC here?"
Baloo: "Why?"
Man: "I am with Southern Electric"
Baloo: "Well done you, you must be very proud. I am not interested in any sales talk, however"
Man: "I am not selling anything, I want to talk about our phone services"
Baloo: "But you are not selling? Okay, I assume you are giving that service for free then"
Man: "No, you have to pay for it"
Baloo: "So you are selling something?"
Man: "No, yes, I mean no"
Baloo: "Bye Bye" and shuts door.
Well it made me smile |
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Lisette
Despatch Rider
Joined: 26 Feb 2009
Posts: 192
Location: Athos' Kitchen
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Miss V wrote: | listening to the sea outside  |
Rub it in We could only see the sea in the distance through the rain and winds. O'h and the gas.
And you are working we were on holiday  |
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biggus
illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 31748
Location: Hotel California
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | Man at door: "Are you Mrs BC?"
Baloo (answering door in boxer shorts): "Don't be fooled by my moobs. Look at my shorts, do I look like Mrs BC?"
Man (going slightly pink): "Is Mrs BC here?"
Baloo: "Why?"
Man: "I am with Southern Electric"
Baloo: "Well done you, you must be very proud. I am not interested in any sales talk, however"
Man: "I am not selling anything, I want to talk about our phone services"
Baloo: "But you are not selling? Okay, I assume you are giving that service for free then"
Man: "No, you have to pay for it"
Baloo: "So you are selling something?"
Man: "No, yes, I mean no"
Baloo: "Bye Bye" and shuts door.
Well it made me smile |
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Jay1
Mini Moto racer
Joined: 11 Oct 2007
Posts: 983
Location: Sutton
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | Man at door: "Are you Mrs BC?"
Baloo (answering door in boxer shorts): "Don't be fooled by my moobs. Look at my shorts, do I look like Mrs BC?"
Man (going slightly pink): "Is Mrs BC here?"
Baloo: "Why?"
Man: "I am with Southern Electric"
Baloo: "Well done you, you must be very proud. I am not interested in any sales talk, however"
Man: "I am not selling anything, I want to talk about our phone services"
Baloo: "But you are not selling? Okay, I assume you are giving that service for free then"
Man: "No, you have to pay for it"
Baloo: "So you are selling something?"
Man: "No, yes, I mean no"
Baloo: "Bye Bye" and shuts door.
Well it made me smile |
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photo chick
"not so little Emma"
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
Posts: 2235
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | Man at door: "Are you Mrs BC?"
Baloo (answering door in boxer shorts): "Don't be fooled by my moobs. Look at my shorts, do I look like Mrs BC?"
Man (going slightly pink): "Is Mrs BC here?"
Baloo: "Why?"
Man: "I am with Southern Electric"
Baloo: "Well done you, you must be very proud. I am not interested in any sales talk, however"
Man: "I am not selling anything, I want to talk about our phone services"
Baloo: "But you are not selling? Okay, I assume you are giving that service for free then"
Man: "No, you have to pay for it"
Baloo: "So you are selling something?"
Man: "No, yes, I mean no"
Baloo: "Bye Bye" and shuts door.
Well it made me smile |
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darkdreamsgal
MotoGP Racer
Joined: 14 Aug 2009
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Location: Wimbledon
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | Man at door: "Are you Mrs BC?"
Baloo (answering door in boxer shorts): "Don't be fooled by my moobs. Look at my shorts, do I look like Mrs BC?"
Man (going slightly pink): "Is Mrs BC here?"
Baloo: "Why?"
Man: "I am with Southern Electric"
Baloo: "Well done you, you must be very proud. I am not interested in any sales talk, however"
Man: "I am not selling anything, I want to talk about our phone services"
Baloo: "But you are not selling? Okay, I assume you are giving that service for free then"
Man: "No, you have to pay for it"
Baloo: "So you are selling something?"
Man: "No, yes, I mean no"
Baloo: "Bye Bye" and shuts door.
Well it made me smile |
LOL!! Love it! Bloody sales people... 
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Taz
MotoGP Racer
Joined: 13 Apr 2009
Posts: 3995
Location: As far away from reality as possible
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | Man at door: "Are you Mrs BC?"
Baloo (answering door in boxer shorts): "Don't be fooled by my moobs. Look at my shorts, do I look like Mrs BC?"
Man (going slightly pink): "Is Mrs BC here?"
Baloo: "Why?"
Man: "I am with Southern Electric"
Baloo: "Well done you, you must be very proud. I am not interested in any sales talk, however"
Man: "I am not selling anything, I want to talk about our phone services"
Baloo: "But you are not selling? Okay, I assume you are giving that service for free then"
Man: "No, you have to pay for it"
Baloo: "So you are selling something?"
Man: "No, yes, I mean no"
Baloo: "Bye Bye" and shuts door.
Well it made me smile |
Defo post of the week without a doubt, Bravo
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andi
Polishes his nuts
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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Broadband service restored
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Cpt.Slow
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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| a great ride with an old mate and bloody lovely weather too |
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Madam Busty
World Superbike Racer
Joined: 26 May 2005
Posts: 1926
Location: Kent
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| ninjabob wrote: | | Miss V wrote: |
Got some pictures taken of my new toy
Thanks Biggus for re sizing them for me |
Where are the ones of you scantilly clad draped over it?
Madam stylee 
Athos put me up to saying that |
Right then Athos is in big trouble  
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Lisette
Despatch Rider
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Location: Athos' Kitchen
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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He just does not know how to be good does he Cpt Slow  |
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Cpt.Slow
MotoGP Racer
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Lisette wrote: | | He just does not know how to be good does he Cpt Slow |
uummm...nope he is a very very naughty !! |
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GT
Expert CnutCnut
Joined: 15 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Gupps.
He knows why 
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Suzibabe
Vin Diesel
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Location: Wokingham
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Baloo 
Tania got her visa approved to come to Malta with us
Just as well as the tickets are already booked and we go next Friday
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Miss G
World Superbike Racer
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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Completing on the sale of my house to my ex-husband. Only took 2 years and 10 months....
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Baloo
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Miss G wrote: | Completing on the sale of my house to my ex-husband. Only took 2 years and 10 months....
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Well done. Usually women complain that men are too quick (apparently!) |
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biggus
illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
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Location: Hotel California
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one Miss G . What made me smile... Homemade beef wellington nom nom nom
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Miss G
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Nice one Miss G . What made me smile... Homemade beef wellington nom nom nom |
wtf is that kinda noise????
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boudicas
Kermit
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Miss G wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Nice one Miss G . What made me smile... Homemade beef wellington nom nom nom |
wtf is that kinda noise???? |
Well with Biggus its normally accpompanied by "Piiizzaaa" and Duff beer
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Athos
MotoGP Racer
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Location: climbing out of a big black hole
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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a piccie of me in france with a little local who thought i was a cowboy
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andjel
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| Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:53 am Post subject: |
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| boudicas wrote: | | Miss G wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Nice one Miss G . What made me smile... Homemade beef wellington nom nom nom |
wtf is that kinda noise???? |
Well with Biggus its normally accpompanied by "Piiizzaaa" and Duff beer |
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'mothman' - half man, half moth
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biggus
illitterātus
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| Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:43 am Post subject: |
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| boudicas wrote: | | Miss G wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Nice one Miss G . What made me smile... Homemade beef wellington nom nom nom |
wtf is that kinda noise???? |
Well with Biggus its normally accpompanied by "Piiizzaaa" and Duff beer |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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moriwaki
Fleetwood Mac
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Tango
Sicknote - The Prophet Of Doom
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