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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some cnut on a bike scaring the shit out of my horse while I was riding down Mogador Lane in Lower Kingswood - red helmet and I think (Im told) a blue triumph....a very loud triumph!! Stopping to have an argument bout the fact I asked him to slow down even tho he was apparently going 20mph was this too fast??? Well judging by the fact my YOUNG horse was spinning and about to rear FUCKING YES!!!!!!
You'd of thought that two vunerable road users he may have shown some consideration.
And about the comment you should be able to control it........well I stayed on however YOU nearly stacked it cos you were more concerned with kicking off.
I hope whoever the cnut is reads this or someone knows him and makes him think twice the next time he comes across a horse and rider that asks politely for you to slow - there is always a reason!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spinning the rear up with Sarah on the back despite being hardly lent over or putting down much power Shocked . What is that slippery shite they put down instead of salt?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Pink Lady wrote:
Some cnut on a bike scaring the shit out of my horse while I was riding down Mogador Lane in Lower Kingswood - red helmet and I think (Im told) a blue triumph....a very loud triumph!! Stopping to have an argument bout the fact I asked him to slow down even tho he was apparently going 20mph was this too fast??? Well judging by the fact my YOUNG horse was spinning and about to rear FUCKING YES!!!!!!
You'd of thought that two vunerable road users he may have shown some consideration.
And about the comment you should be able to control it........well I stayed on however YOU nearly stacked it cos you were more concerned with kicking off.
I hope whoever the cnut is reads this or someone knows him and makes him think twice the next time he comes across a horse and rider that asks politely for you to slow - there is always a reason!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad


What a twat, I hope he reads this as well and thinks twice before showing such disregard for horse riders.
personally I always slow down and give a wide birth past horses.
Glad your ok Emma. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Pink Lady wrote:
Some cnut on a bike scaring the shit out of my horse while I was riding down Mogador Lane in Lower Kingswood - red helmet and I think (Im told) a blue triumph....a very loud triumph!! Stopping to have an argument bout the fact I asked him to slow down even tho he was apparently going 20mph was this too fast??? Well judging by the fact my YOUNG horse was spinning and about to rear FUCKING YES!!!!!!
You'd of thought that two vunerable road users he may have shown some consideration.
And about the comment you should be able to control it........well I stayed on however YOU nearly stacked it cos you were more concerned with kicking off.
I hope whoever the cnut is reads this or someone knows him and makes him think twice the next time he comes across a horse and rider that asks politely for you to slow - there is always a reason!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad


What a twat. Glad you're ok Em x
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody horses Rolling Eyes











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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'kin noisy triumphs !!! Rolling Eyes
Embarrassed

for the record ... mine's red, and quiet (in a vacuum)
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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'kin noisy triumphs !!! Rolling Eyes
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for the record ... mine's red, and quiet (in a vacuum)



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
'kin noisy triumphs !!! Rolling Eyes
Embarrassed

for the record ... mine's red, and quiet (in a vacuum)

Trouble is, we're a bit short of a vacuum environment in Surrey! Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
Spinning the rear up with Sarah on the back despite being hardly lent over or putting down much power Shocked . What is that slippery shite they put down instead of salt?


Dunno, but I either found some of that or a nice patch of deisel this morning...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a phone call today from "3", totally unsolicited. The tone of the call was implying that he was from my current mobile phone service supplier, he clearly wasn't, he would also not take "no" for an answer, so I told him to "fcuk off".
"Excuse me".
"So you're deaf as well as stupid then?".
"I'm just trying to do my job."
"Well so am I, so fcuk off please."

"brrrrrrr"
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
"Well so am I, so fcuk off please."
Love it! such beautiful manners !
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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biggus wrote:
"Well so am I, so fcuk off please."
Love it! such beautiful manners !

It's the only way sometimes unfortunately!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone missing an important date for the sake of a delivery Hide behind sofa
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Someone missing an important date for the sake of a delievery Hide behind sofa




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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Left my mobile at work, bet someone has text me ? Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Local man hasn't put up all his christmas lights this year as someone has threatened to mess his car up if he does, because they don't like the increase in traffic along the road ! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Local man hasn't put up all his christmas lights this year as someone has threatened to mess his car up if he does, because they don't like the increase in traffic along the road ! Evil or Very Mad

FFS !!!!!
what happened to community?

I'd be PROUD if our road was worth a visit, I'd bring people past to feel festive !

actually that's something that has peeved me a bit recently, I LOVE christmas, all the accoutrements and trappings, the songs, the carols, the lights and the atmosphere, and it's all missing this year, not a christmas song in a single shop in Bluewater on saturday. and ONE shop with christmas ties, and only four of em ! i pointed it out to the shopkeeper, she said, we've got lights in the window ... then noticed that she'd forgotten to turn 'em on. it was one string of lights at knee height.

Bah sodding Humbug !
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flintstone wrote:
Local man hasn't put up all his christmas lights this year as someone has threatened to mess his car up if he does, because they don't like the increase in traffic along the road ! Evil or Very Mad


This year Bah-Humbug award winner is....
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Flintstone wrote:
Local man hasn't put up all his christmas lights this year as someone has threatened to mess his car up if he does, because they don't like the increase in traffic along the road ! Evil or Very Mad


This year Bah-Humbug award winner is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34w8xqFz3eU
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mate of mine has a terminally ill dad in SA, and Was taking his brand new baby Daughter to meet him for the first time, on the 22nd ..... on Shittish Airways !

poor bugger, hope he can get a flight on another airline !

(Thank Cod I'm on Virgin)
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
Mate of mine has a terminally ill dad in SA, and Was taking his brand new baby Daughter to meet him for the first time, on the 22nd ..... on Shittish Airways !

poor bugger, hope he can get a flight on another airline !

(Thank Cod I'm on Virgin)

That really sucks. Hope he gets a flight sorted.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
Mate of mine has a terminally ill dad in SA, and Was taking his brand new baby Daughter to meet him for the first time, on the 22nd ..... on Shittish Airways !

poor bugger, hope he can get a flight on another airline !

(Thank Cod I'm on Virgin)


Was talking to a mate who has a flight to Aus booked with them, last night. F****n selfish c***s. this is the one time of year that they can guarantee that they will have serious personal effects on people by not getting them where they want to go Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

southernspeed wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Mate of mine has a terminally ill dad in SA, and Was taking his brand new baby Daughter to meet him for the first time, on the 22nd ..... on Shittish Airways !

poor bugger, hope he can get a flight on another airline !

(Thank Cod I'm on Virgin)

That really sucks. Hope he gets a flight sorted.

+1 to that and to Jay1's post.

Certainly won't get public support for striking over the Xmas period.
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WPMOT - minor really compared to everything else but ...

I bought two pairs of leggings last week and when I got them home they still had the Security tag on them through the front of one and the back of the other (no, I didn't purloin them).

So, I was going to take them back this week, with the receipt, and get the tag removed.

Got home to find a note from Robert: Got the Security tag off the leggings but at a price - Sorry!

There are now holes where the tag was! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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