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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Rykas is quiet but the carpark was fun! Very Happy Weeeeee

Secret cuppas now eh! Smile We could've played uce racing around the car park Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Rykas is quiet but the carpark was fun! Very Happy Weeeeee

Secret cuppas now eh! Smile We could've played uce racing around the car park Laughing


uce?....UCE?.....isnt that what the big russian powerlifters scream at the olympics ?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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southernspeed wrote:
hecalledmesteve wrote:
Rykas is quiet but the carpark was fun! Very Happy Weeeeee

Secret cuppas now eh! Smile We could've played uce racing around the car park Laughing


uce?....UCE?.....isnt that what the big russian powerlifters scream at the olympics ?

No that's more of a huuurniaski Smile

Uce is an ancient Banstead dialect word for ice, keep up mate Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting some really funky stuff working here (remote access automation system - accessed over tinterweb & IP)... bit nerdy, but I think it's wayyyy cool Speccy

If I really could be arsed I could set this up for home automation - i.e. turning on lights, appliances etc on from wherever I am, but I really can't be arsed Laughing . Still as a working demo for customers what I've done is pretty cool Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Getting some really funky stuff working here (remote access automation system - accessed over tinterweb & IP)... bit nerdy, but I think it's wayyyy cool Speccy

If I really could be arsed I could set this up for home automation - i.e. turning on lights, appliances etc on from wherever I am, but I really can't be arsed Laughing . Still as a working demo for customers what I've done is pretty cool Cool


already got home automation .....i pick the phone up and hey presto i have a ready made cuppa and a meal when i get home ....oh and the lights are on too Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oaks Park this afternoon. Absolutely stunning and as the sun went down all the snow took on a pale golden glow. Beautiful. Finished off a good afternoon just right. A slippy stroll up the village tonight for a beer or few will start the weekend off well Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing


rolling on the floor laughing Well done! I bet that does make you feel a bit weird! Lucky you figured it out as you could have been feeling odd for some time! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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...wish I'd been taking bets on this before it happened, reckon I'd be having a very comfortable Xmas!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Playing in the snow Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coming home from the pub and finding an excellent snow man in my front garden. Sticks for hair, carrot for nose, classic. Wasn't there at half eight so no children built it ..... big kids?
Kind of BHF thing but I think there's only two who know where I live, one will be in bed stroking her pussy (cat!!!) the other's probably on her third bottle of red.

A mystery indeed Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Coming home from the pub and finding an excellent snow man in my front garden. Sticks for hair, carrot for nose, classic. Wasn't there at half eight so no children built it ..... big kids?
Kind of BHF thing but I think there's only two who know where I live, one will be in bed stroking her pussy (cat!!!) the other's probably on her third bottle of red.

A mystery indeed Laughing


Stalker you got your self one????
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Coming home from the pub and finding an excellent snow man in my front garden. Sticks for hair, carrot for nose, classic. Wasn't there at half eight so no children built it ..... big kids?
Kind of BHF thing but I think there's only two who know where I live, one will be in bed stroking her pussy (cat!!!) the other's probably on her third bottle of red.

A mystery indeed Laughing


Stalker you got your self one????

maybe lol, with a fetish for building snow men Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only a light dusting of snow this time, not the heavy dumping they forecast. Flippin cold though!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting a couple of Christmas Cards got some Guys on the forum - (you know who you are)

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Not getting a couple of Christmas Cards got some Guys on the forum - (you know who you are) Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice layin this morning,what better way to start the Christmas holiday Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing
You tit! Laughing
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GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing


You tit! Laughing


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You tit! Laughing

Does that make him related to the Blue Tit?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing


You're not alone. I once put in a second set of lenses over the old lenses I'd forgotten to take out the night before, then spent the day wondering why my eyes felt dry & itchy, and my vision was sh*te. Doh! Laughing
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