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Tusky
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| Blonde Banana wrote: |
 Good point.... maybe need more practice...any offers?  |
You need to learn from the 'Master'
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southernspeed
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| Tusky wrote: | | Blonde Banana wrote: |
Good point.... maybe need more practice...any offers? |
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Good point. If he can put that look on a dolls face he could make a lot of money
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Blonde Banana
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| Tusky wrote: | | Blonde Banana wrote: |
Good point.... maybe need more practice...any offers? |
You need to learn from the 'Master'
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Bet he didn't swallow though 
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Bacon
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| Blonde Banana wrote: | | backonabike wrote: | | Blonde Banana wrote: | | southernspeed wrote: | | Blonde Banana wrote: | | southernspeed wrote: | | Blonde Banana wrote: | | southernspeed wrote: | | Blonde Banana wrote: | losing £60 & gaining 3 points  |
What is it with you girls? You don't see us men giving away money for points (put your hand down Duncan ! ) |
Why would I want to put my hand down Duncan? |
That's a very good question  |
But will it get me off my £60 fine & 3 points if I did??? |
No, you need to put your hand down a copper for that |
I did give a good blow apparently |
Not good enough if it still cost you £60 and 3 points... |
Good point.... maybe need more practice...any offers? |
Well now there's a thought, not going to the pub now
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biggus
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| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Blonde Banana wrote: | | southernspeed wrote: | | Blonde Banana wrote: | | losing £60 & gaining 3 points |
What is it with you girls? You don't see us men giving away money for points (put your hand down Duncan ! ) |
Why would I want to put my hand down Duncan? |
Sorry to hear about your points BB...
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moriwaki
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| biggus wrote: | | Tinks wrote: | | moriwaki wrote: | Stack of jobs come in at work....back on overtime, always handy with holidays planned ...........and today my cnc machine broke down 
Bad timing or what ! |
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Hand jobs I guess if his CNC machine is broken |
Five hours of machining lost because of a 30p cir-clip.  ......All fixed now though.
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Tusky
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Central Heating packing up 
Why does it always wait until it is sub-zero to pack in 
Bodge fix in the snow (yup it's an outside heating oil one) and roasty toasty now
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southernspeed
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Bloody snow. Guess I won't be earning 'til January now
Had a good day off planned too, that looks unlikely now! 
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Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days !
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| Flintstone wrote: | | Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days ! |
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biggus
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days ! |
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wivvy's dad
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| biggus wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days ! |
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Va Va Oops
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| Having to get dressed to go for a wee!!!!!!! |
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darkdreamsgal
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| Flintstone wrote: | | Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days ! |
I hear ya! That's one very good reason not to live within the tube zones! People who only have BR access have the excuse of being snowed in!
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Bacon
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| darkdreamsgal wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days ! |
I hear ya! That's one very good reason not to live within the tube zones! People who only have BR access have the excuse of being snowed in! |
Oi go and eat your dinner!
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darkdreamsgal
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| backonabike wrote: | | darkdreamsgal wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days ! |
I hear ya! That's one very good reason not to live within the tube zones! People who only have BR access have the excuse of being snowed in! |
Oi go and eat your dinner! |
Eaten Nom nom nom 
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Bacon
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| darkdreamsgal wrote: | | backonabike wrote: | | darkdreamsgal wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days ! |
I hear ya! That's one very good reason not to live within the tube zones! People who only have BR access have the excuse of being snowed in! |
Oi go and eat your dinner! |
Eaten Nom nom nom |
What you didn't save me a fishcake
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darkdreamsgal
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| backonabike wrote: | | darkdreamsgal wrote: | | backonabike wrote: | | darkdreamsgal wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | Like a fool, when I decided to move house, I moved closer to work so I could always walk to work if the weather was bad, so I didn't lose any pay. But now people at our works get paid snow days ! |
I hear ya! That's one very good reason not to live within the tube zones! People who only have BR access have the excuse of being snowed in! |
Oi go and eat your dinner! |
Eaten Nom nom nom |
What you didn't save me a fishcake |
Plenty left - freeze one for ya if you like
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Tango
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food poisoning / or some gastric bug. not eaten in 2 days apart from half a jacket potato tonight
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Miss G
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| tango wrote: | | food poisoning / or some gastric bug. not eaten in 2 days apart from half a jacket potato tonight |
GWS tango, and get over here to pass on your bug - I need to lose a bit of weight!
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Rook
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Leaving the works xmas party in kingston and finding that i've been given a parking ticket  Whats really pissed me off is that where i'd parked is where i work. 
Only parked there as my usual work space gets locked up at night and where i'd parked it was still on site. Penalty charge notice said i was parked without a permit, to this i say:
1) Bikes at work aren't required to have staff parking permits.
2) Plenty of staff bikes park there during the day without getting charged.
3) If i had a permit where would i put it without it getting nicked.
4) Parked there during last years xmas party and had no problem.
Now have to go into work on Monday (my day off ) and sort it out.
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pjsupertart
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WPMOFT......seeing beautiful sunshine but not being able to get the bike out for a ride BLOODY SNOW!!!!
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| Being on call and now having to attend a call out at lewisham ...ooooh parking is going to be fun .....NOT |
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southernspeed
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| pjsupertart wrote: | | WPMOFT......seeing beautiful sunshine but not being able to get the bike out for a ride BLOODY SNOW!!!! |
There's loads of black ice out there, seen a couple of accidents today and one bike go down. Could be a blessing that you couldn't get it out!
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Tango
Sicknote - The Prophet Of Doom
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| Miss G wrote: | | tango wrote: | | food poisoning / or some gastric bug. not eaten in 2 days apart from half a jacket potato tonight |
GWS tango, and get over here to pass on your bug - I need to lose a bit of weight! |
Thanks, don't think you want this bug I'm still being  at the hint of any food. Managed a cuppa though this morning My jeans now fit easier though
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