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Roughie
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scalding my hand with hot oil Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
Scalding my hand with hot oil Crying or Very sad


ouch! Oil change on the cbf? Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Roughie wrote:
Scalding my hand with hot oil Crying or Very sad


ouch! Oil change on the cbf? Smile


rolling on the floor laughing errrr not quite


Vegetable samosas Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
biggus wrote:
Roughie wrote:
Scalding my hand with hot oil Crying or Very sad


ouch! Oil change on the cbf? Smile


rolling on the floor laughing errrr not quite


Vegetable samosas Rolling Eyes

Thought your oil smelt funny!

Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Mouse wrote:
A briefing I had to attend at 'company headquarters' lasting 3 fecking hours

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I thought it would be about 1/2 hour...max)


3 hours? That's nuffink - I went all the way to Bath and back today for a company briefing that meant nuffink to me. Never mind, eh.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

taking part in an 8 hour assesment day for a promotion... Only to be told that they already know who they want (Surprise surprise). Fcuking waste of time Evil or Very Mad Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't realise hg had put up the price of semi-synthetic to £19.99 for 4L !
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mouse, Roughie, Choccie & DJS Sad

sympathy Hug
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

djSharky wrote:
taking part in an 8 hour assesment day for a promotion... Only to be told that they already know who they want (Surprise surprise). Fcuking waste of time Evil or Very Mad Sad


But they MUST have the assesment to satisfy the PC Brigade!! Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being a numpty wassack
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Google F#####G MAPS ..... typed in Aldershot crematorrium....... it gives the wrong location as there are 2 guilford roads.

I spent an hour going up and down the wrong one ........ how EFIN mad am I Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

That will teach me not to take the satnav .......


sorry Tony for not getting there ....... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Biker-Spawn"]
djSharky wrote:
taking part in an 8 hour assesment day for a promotion... Only to be told that they already know who they want (Surprise surprise). Fcuking waste of time Evil or Very Mad Sad


But they MUST have the assesment to satisfy the PC Brigade!! Shocked Laughing[/quote

You got it mate! I've been told that it's not a waste of time because it 'shows interest'. FCUK OFF!! that doesn't get me a payrise!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tango wrote:
Google F#####G MAPS ..... typed in Aldershot crematorrium....... it gives the wrong location as there are 2 guilford roads.

I spent an hour going up and down the wrong one ........ how EFIN mad am I Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

That will teach me not to take the satnav .......


sorry Tony for not getting there ....... Crying or Very sad

Same thing happened to Biker-Spawn, although he did manage to get there just as we were going inside.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wanting to go to the funeral, realising I had the wrong day and it wasn't tomorrow it was today!!! got me dates confused Confused
Dashed round like a loonie, dove out the house and very quickly realised the bike had a puncture, by the time I had the wheel out, down for repair and back in I wouldn't have be able to get there in time.

So I had a quiet coffee at box in the rain and thought of you guys.

My thoughts were with you Athos Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wanting to go to the funeral, realising I had the wrong day and it wasn't tomorrow it was today!!! got me dates confused Confused
Dashed round like a loonie, dove out the house and very quickly realised the bike had a puncture, by the time I had the wheel out, down for repair and back in I wouldn't have be able to get there in time.

So I had a quiet coffee at box in the rain and thought of you guys.

My thoughts were with you Athos Sad


Arse Sad

sympathy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

confused.com, utterly useless.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not getting home from work until 8pm and only just now having chance to sit down to dinner.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biker-Spawn wrote:
Not getting home from work until 8pm and only just now having chance to sit down to dinner.
hope it makes you FAT
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Biker-Spawn wrote:
Not getting home from work until 8pm and only just now having chance to sit down to dinner.
hope it makes you FAT


Shuddup Dave, you're just jealous. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biker-Spawn wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Biker-Spawn wrote:
Not getting home from work until 8pm and only just now having chance to sit down to dinner.
hope it makes you FAT


Shuddup Dave, you're just jealous. Razz
it'll come dave, just you wait n see!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rolling on the floor laughing

Cheers for making me crack up laughing.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UPS billing dept.

Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Hotmail account has been compromised so it's sent some spam out to a whole list of addresses Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
My Hotmail account has been compromised so it's sent some spam out to a whole list of addresses Mad

you just don't want people to know you're selling dodgy viagra !
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually what has pissed me off more today is I take one fucking day off and the retarded salestwat produces a laughable quotation on my behalf to one of my customers. Fucking idiot. He can drag his arse down here away from knocking one out over Dickinsons real deal, or whatever shite he sits there watching all day and do the fecking job he's underquoted by 50% himself for that rate ffs...

I have of course put it in writing in no uncertain terms that I do not want this retarded prick quoting for work that I be expected to do. He's just a slimey stripy suit wearing cunt with no knowledge of the product/processes at all. Given the opportunity, I would not tire of punching him in the face.... repeatedly.

And breathe
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