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Roughie Martini Model


Joined: 10 Oct 2004 Posts: 10558 Location: 175lbs down and counting
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Scalding my hand with hot oil  _________________
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Roughie wrote: | Scalding my hand with hot oil  |
ouch! Oil change on the cbf?  _________________
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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Roughie Martini Model


Joined: 10 Oct 2004 Posts: 10558 Location: 175lbs down and counting
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | Scalding my hand with hot oil  |
ouch! Oil change on the cbf?  |
errrr not quite
Vegetable samosas  _________________
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Roughie wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | Scalding my hand with hot oil  |
ouch! Oil change on the cbf?  |
errrr not quite
Vegetable samosas  |
Thought your oil smelt funny!
 _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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ChoccieMuffin World Superbike Racer


Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1849 Location: Guildford
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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| The Mouse wrote: | A briefing I had to attend at 'company headquarters' lasting 3 fecking hours
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I thought it would be about 1/2 hour...max) |
3 hours? That's nuffink - I went all the way to Bath and back today for a company briefing that meant nuffink to me. Never mind, eh. |
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Sharky TT Racer


Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 1163 Location: At bloody work probably!
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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taking part in an 8 hour assesment day for a promotion... Only to be told that they already know who they want (Surprise surprise). Fcuking waste of time  _________________ Not man enough for an R1....... FZ1's are cooler anyway  |
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Flintstone Del Boy Deer Hunter


Joined: 25 Nov 2004 Posts: 3988 Location: .........in another world !
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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Didn't realise hg had put up the price of semi-synthetic to £19.99 for 4L ! _________________ It's all down to quality of life ! |
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Suzibabe Vin Diesel


Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 4178 Location: Wokingham
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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Mouse, Roughie, Choccie & DJS
 _________________ We are all born mad. Some remain so. ~ Samuel Beckett 1906-1989 |
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"


Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2995
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:39 am Post subject: |
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| djSharky wrote: | taking part in an 8 hour assesment day for a promotion... Only to be told that they already know who they want (Surprise surprise). Fcuking waste of time  |
But they MUST have the assesment to satisfy the PC Brigade!!  _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and gaffa tape, it's serious. |
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Va Va Oops Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!


Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 5020
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:39 am Post subject: |
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| Being a numpty wassack |
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Tango Sicknote - The Prophet Of Doom


Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Posts: 5854 Location: Looking for a + 10 @ Rising :-0
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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Google F#####G MAPS ..... typed in Aldershot crematorrium....... it gives the wrong location as there are 2 guilford roads.
I spent an hour going up and down the wrong one ........ how EFIN mad am I
That will teach me not to take the satnav .......
sorry Tony for not getting there .......  _________________
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Sharky TT Racer


Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 1163 Location: At bloody work probably!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Biker-Spawn"] | djSharky wrote: | taking part in an 8 hour assesment day for a promotion... Only to be told that they already know who they want (Surprise surprise). Fcuking waste of time  |
But they MUST have the assesment to satisfy the PC Brigade!! [/quote
You got it mate! I've been told that it's not a waste of time because it 'shows interest'. FCUK OFF!! that doesn't get me a payrise!!! _________________ Not man enough for an R1....... FZ1's are cooler anyway  |
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Suzibabe Vin Diesel


Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 4178 Location: Wokingham
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| tango wrote: | Google F#####G MAPS ..... typed in Aldershot crematorrium....... it gives the wrong location as there are 2 guilford roads.
I spent an hour going up and down the wrong one ........ how EFIN mad am I
That will teach me not to take the satnav .......
sorry Tony for not getting there .......  |
Same thing happened to Biker-Spawn, although he did manage to get there just as we were going inside. _________________ We are all born mad. Some remain so. ~ Samuel Beckett 1906-1989 |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Wanting to go to the funeral, realising I had the wrong day and it wasn't tomorrow it was today!!! got me dates confused
Dashed round like a loonie, dove out the house and very quickly realised the bike had a puncture, by the time I had the wheel out, down for repair and back in I wouldn't have be able to get there in time.
So I had a quiet coffee at box in the rain and thought of you guys.
My thoughts were with you Athos  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | Wanting to go to the funeral, realising I had the wrong day and it wasn't tomorrow it was today!!! got me dates confused
Dashed round like a loonie, dove out the house and very quickly realised the bike had a puncture, by the time I had the wheel out, down for repair and back in I wouldn't have be able to get there in time.
So I had a quiet coffee at box in the rain and thought of you guys.
My thoughts were with you Athos  |
Arse
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Rook British Superbike Racer


Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 1268
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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confused.com, utterly useless. _________________ -------------------------------- |
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"


Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2995
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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Not getting home from work until 8pm and only just now having chance to sit down to dinner. _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and gaffa tape, it's serious. |
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Phoenix 'Phenis the tree hugger'


Joined: 02 Apr 2009 Posts: 2057 Location: op die doos
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"


Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2995
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Phoenix wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: | | Not getting home from work until 8pm and only just now having chance to sit down to dinner. | hope it makes you FAT |
Shuddup Dave, you're just jealous.  _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and gaffa tape, it's serious. |
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Phoenix 'Phenis the tree hugger'


Joined: 02 Apr 2009 Posts: 2057 Location: op die doos
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | | Phoenix wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: | | Not getting home from work until 8pm and only just now having chance to sit down to dinner. | hope it makes you FAT |
Shuddup Dave, you're just jealous.  | it'll come dave, just you wait n see! _________________ [img]http://www.boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=9446[/img]
Semper in merda; sola altitudo variat
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"


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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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Cheers for making me crack up laughing. _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and gaffa tape, it's serious. |
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"


Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2995
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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UPS billing dept.
 _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and gaffa tape, it's serious. |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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My Hotmail account has been compromised so it's sent some spam out to a whole list of addresses  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Phoenix 'Phenis the tree hugger'


Joined: 02 Apr 2009 Posts: 2057 Location: op die doos
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | My Hotmail account has been compromised so it's sent some spam out to a whole list of addresses  |
you just don't want people to know you're selling dodgy viagra ! _________________ [img]http://www.boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=9446[/img]
Semper in merda; sola altitudo variat
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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Actually what has pissed me off more today is I take one fucking day off and the retarded salestwat produces a laughable quotation on my behalf to one of my customers. Fucking idiot. He can drag his arse down here away from knocking one out over Dickinsons real deal, or whatever shite he sits there watching all day and do the fecking job he's underquoted by 50% himself for that rate ffs...
I have of course put it in writing in no uncertain terms that I do not want this retarded prick quoting for work that I be expected to do. He's just a slimey stripy suit wearing cunt with no knowledge of the product/processes at all. Given the opportunity, I would not tire of punching him in the face.... repeatedly.
And breathe _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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