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Miss G
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | | Miss G wrote: | Old git on a new 'ped, shot out in front of me at a roundabout without looking, causing heavy braking and shouting on my part, followed by a casual wave as he carried on his way along the road I was taking...
I followed at a respectful distance, as he merrily continued at 33 mph about a foot from the kerb, and then cringed again as he pulled out to pass a large GPO van, which stopped in the road, without any thought for the poor sod in the oncoming HGV, who also created clouds of blue smoke in trying to avoid said Ped rider. I could see the air in the cab turning blue too.
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If you're on 2 wheels, boot the fecker off. 
I've seen antics like that a few times and been tempted to pull them over and have a few words...I've always thought better of it though. I wonder if it'd be possible to pull the sod over, reach across, nab his keys and ride off..... 
If he's riding like that every day, I give him a week at most. |
I was in the cage. If I had hit him accidentally no doubt they would have found me at fault, and if I drove him off the road it would be assault with a deadly weapon. Either way I would have felt awful at having hit a biker (even though he was a shit one) so just glad I managed not to, tbh.
Like the idea of pinching the keys tho!
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Miss G
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:28 am Post subject: |
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Paranoia is creeping in. is someone setting me up? This morning I had not one but four - yes FOUR - separate obstacles of the nissan Micra shape, doing 40 in a GLF zone. It's only nine bloody miles. Every time one turned off, another pulled out in front of me. Arrrrrghh!!
Candid Camera maybe??
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biggus
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:47 am Post subject: |
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| Miss G wrote: | | a GILF zone |
Is that like MILF but older?
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nosnowking
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Miss G wrote: | | a GILF zone |
Is that like MILF but older? |
Exactly, leading to G-GILF |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:04 am Post subject: |
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| Hmmm .... I see a connection there somewhere .... Gilf. ...miss G.... Must be a miss G admiration zone |
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Tinks
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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Rain after yesterdays sun 
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Taz
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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Fricking antiquated warm air heating system giving up the ghost. Managed to reignite pilot light (cheers Slappy)
Turned on Thermostat and flames are bellowing out of the front of the heater. sitting here sh sh sh shivering waiting on Engineer.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
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CuseCuse
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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a day in the shop for a major service turns into leaving the bike for a week for a grands worth of bits and bobs 
to be fair alot of it i knew about or suspected
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southernspeed
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| CuseCuse wrote: | a day in the shop for a major service turns into leaving the bike for a week for a grands worth of bits and bobs
to be fair alot of it i knew about or suspected |
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biggus
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| CuseCuse wrote: | a day in the shop for a major service turns into leaving the bike for a week for a grands worth of bits and bobs
to be fair alot of it i knew about or suspected |
Holy ring-stretch Batman
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CuseCuse
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | CuseCuse wrote: | a day in the shop for a major service turns into leaving the bike for a week for a grands worth of bits and bobs
to be fair alot of it i knew about or suspected |
Holy ring-stretch Batman |
on the plus side all the little things i was thinking about doing are now getting done
including new exhaust 
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southernspeed
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| Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | CuseCuse wrote: | a day in the shop for a major service turns into leaving the bike for a week for a grands worth of bits and bobs
to be fair alot of it i knew about or suspected |
Holy ring-stretch Batman |
I was trying to think of the correct grammatical response but it eluded me. Thanks 
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The Mouse
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Waking up at half 6 this morning and not able to get back to sleep. I'm working nights tonight.
I was hoping for a lie-in.
Oh well, 24 hours awake, here I come. |
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Biker-Spawn
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:57 am Post subject: |
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Note to self: Apply extra salt.
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Miss G
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:13 am Post subject: |
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | | Note to self: Apply extra salt. |
Ok....I'm biting....WTF? 
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Biker-Spawn
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:23 am Post subject: |
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| Miss G wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: | | Note to self: Apply extra salt. |
Ok....I'm biting....WTF? |
It was just in reference to Mouse's post before mine, about the fact he'll be awake for over 24 hours.
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SkateKitten
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My sense of smell is beyond a joke at the moment. I know I was warned that it would be more acute when pregnant but this is taking the piss! I can smell everything!!!
A guy opposite me in the office has too much after shave on, its making me a sneeze. Another guy just came over to talk to me and he smells as if he hasn't bothered with deoderant this morning and his clothes haven't been washed in a week.
I went into another office mainly filled with guys and that just smelt bad, nothing in particular, just bad.
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Biker-Spawn
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| SkateKitten wrote: | My sense of smell is beyond a joke at the moment. I know I was warned that it would be more acute when pregnant but this is taking the piss! I can smell everything!!!
A guy opposite me in the office has too much after shave on, its making me a sneeze. Another guy just came over to talk to me and he smells as if he hasn't bothered with deoderant this morning and his clothes haven't been washed in a week.
I went into another office mainly filled with guys and that just smelt bad, nothing in particular, just bad. |
Well, we stink. What's to say?
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southernspeed
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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| SkateKitten wrote: | My sense of smell is beyond a joke at the moment. I know I was warned that it would be more acute when pregnant but this is taking the piss! I can smell everything!!!
A guy opposite me in the office has too much after shave on, its making me a sneeze. Another guy just came over to talk to me and he smells as if he hasn't bothered with deoderant this morning and his clothes haven't been washed in a week.
I went into another office mainly filled with guys and that just smelt bad, nothing in particular, just bad. |
This sounds like an anti-man problem rather than a smell sensitivity problem
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SkateKitten
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Lol, it ain't just men its just that there are few women in the office (you do all seem to smell though, even the male cats do smelly farts at the moment!). Saying that, there is one woman I have to stay away from as she puts on so much perfume my eyes water and I sneeze. I can tell where she has been for a good 10 minutes after she has left the area too.
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Just a light sprinkling of Eau Sauvage here |
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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Making a decision
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Biker-Spawn
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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| wivvy's dad wrote: |
Making a decision
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The pink dress with the red heels, or the red skirt with the pink heels?
You'll look just as horrifying in either, I can see why it's so hard for you to choose...
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moriwaki
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| Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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The car has developed an irritating rattle some where in the boot, and i can't find out whats causing it.
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Miss G
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| Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:31 am Post subject: |
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| moriwaki wrote: | | The car has developed an irritating rattle some where in the boot, and i can't find out whats causing it. |
let biggus out of the spare wheel well then!
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