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moriwaki
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| BarryH wrote: | | SCC in their wisdom spreading tar and chippings over the main drag into my road. Its a case of not repairing a shit road surface but covering it up. So now I've got a skidpan with pot holes in it. Should make things interesting. I wonder how many claims they'll get for damaged cars as now the potholes are hard to see. Before one had a fighting chance and could ride/drive around them......bunch of wankers! |
Add the one way system in Leatherhead to the list of roads made dangerous by the spreading of tar and chippings. 
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Baloo
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Going to pick up my bespoke bike leathers. Not only are they still the wrong colour on the trim, but the trousers were built for Pavarotti. Large I am, Pav I am not (although I am told my Nessun Dorma is something quite special to behold  ) .
Hey Ho, they are only two weeks late as of today and with no definite return date for the corrections. |
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Del boy
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The motorcycle copper that pulled me over in southampton and said i was speeding in a the lorry, he reckoned i was doing 65 in a 50 what a prat the lorry is restricted to 56.
He told me to be honest and i will just get 3 points and a 60 quid fine.
After being honest he was not happy and checked my tacograph to see i was doing 49 mph in a 50  |
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wivvy's dad
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| Del boy wrote: | The motorcycle copper that pulled me over in southampton and said i was speeding in a the lorry, he reckoned i was doing 65 in a 50 what a prat the lorry is restricted to 56.
He told me to be honest and i will just get 3 points and a 60 quid fine.
After being honest he was not happy and checked my tacograph to see i was doing 49 mph in a 50 |
Nice result
No donuts for him then |
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nosnowking
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Realising that after 2 years in college I don't even understand the job adverts, let alone the role I will be expected to perform...Oh well, back the kitchen for me!!!
Although if I get the missus pregnant, "divorce" her then move in to the next-door neighbour's spare room, "we" can get about £3-400 a week in benefits...and we wonder why we have an immigration and benefits problem in this country?
It's more profitable to cheat the system than it is to work hard in a skilled trade! |
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Flintstone
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| Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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Mobile playing up again, I will get a hammer to it after my new phone arrives ! 
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Flintstone
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Realising that I might not be able to get the 996 mot'd this month due to work. Seems to be only one mot station in my town, and he only seems to like doing mot's on his customer's bikes. 
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Rook
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Hitting a bump on the M25, enough to make me 
Methinks i will now be getting some Knee grip pads for the tank.
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biggus
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 7:11 am Post subject: |
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| Egon wrote: | Hitting a bump on the M25, enough to make me
Methinks i will now be getting some Knee grip pads for the tank. |
or get your suspension set up for your weight, not sure about the zeds but certainly kwak sports bikes I've found a bit 'ard on the out of the box suspension settings
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| Critics! |
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Baloo
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 10:24 am Post subject: |
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| GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Critics! |
Who dat den? |
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nosnowking
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Something small and fluffy running out in front of the bike this morning. Being the kind soul I am I risked life and limb not to run over the poor thing (and also I thought it was a squirrel, and Firecracker would kick my arse if I killed one  )
As it disappeared into the distance, I realised it was a feckin' rat!!! Wish I'd pinned it now and splatted the bastid. |
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Taz
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 10:31 am Post subject: |
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| nosnowking wrote: | Something small and fluffy running out in front of the bike this morning. Being the kind soul I am I risked life and limb not to run over the poor thing (and also I thought it was a squirrel, and Firecracker would kick my arse if I killed one )
As it disappeared into the distance, I realised it was a feckin' rat!!! Wish I'd pinned it now and splatted the bastid. |
Rat/Squrriel all vermin, should have splatted it anyway!
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nosnowking
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 10:33 am Post subject: |
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| Taz wrote: | | nosnowking wrote: | Something small and fluffy running out in front of the bike this morning. Being the kind soul I am I risked life and limb not to run over the poor thing (and also I thought it was a squirrel, and Firecracker would kick my arse if I killed one )
As it disappeared into the distance, I realised it was a feckin' rat!!! Wish I'd pinned it now and splatted the bastid. |
Rat/Squrriel all vermin, should have splatted it anyway! |
Aye, but I spent 3 hours yesterday cleaning the bike...didn't want blood all over the fairing  |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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| nosnowking wrote: | Something small and fluffy running out in front of the bike this morning. Being the kind soul I am I risked life and limb not to run over the poor thing (and also I thought it was a squirrel, and Firecracker would kick my arse if I killed one )
As it disappeared into the distance, I realised it was a feckin' rat!!! Wish I'd pinned it now and splatted the bastid. |
it oh .... Best you hope mini bitch don't read this or your arse being kicked will be the least of your worries ..... She adores rats and has a pet one (can't stand the feckin things meself) |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Critics! |
Who dat den? |
Take your pick .... not just here .... Seems everywhere .... A strange culture we sapiens have inflicted upon ourselves ...and it's getting right on my tits |
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biggus
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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| GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Critics! |
Who dat den? |
Take your pick .... not just here .... Seems everywhere .... A strange culture we sapiens have inflicted upon ourselves ...and it's getting right on my tits |
But do they know who they are? 
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Marmalade
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Critics! |
Who dat den? |
Take your pick .... not just here .... Seems everywhere .... A strange culture we sapiens have inflicted upon ourselves ...and it's getting right on my tits |
You should have paid more attention to the layout of that post, could have been much better.
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Critics! |
Who dat den? |
Take your pick .... not just here .... Seems everywhere .... A strange culture we sapiens have inflicted upon ourselves ...and it's getting right on my tits |
But do they know who they are? |
probably ..... But then again some are so shitforbrains morons they probably don't |
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Rook
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| biggus wrote: | | Egon wrote: | Hitting a bump on the M25, enough to make me
Methinks i will now be getting some Knee grip pads for the tank. |
or get your suspension set up for your weight, not sure about the zeds but certainly kwak sports bikes I've found a bit 'ard on the out of the box suspension settings |
Cheers Dude. Just Checked the bike and it would appear that the zed is still set up on the factory settings (i.e v.soft), so will take a look at it this weekend.
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Critics! |
You're not confusing them with grasshoppers are you?
There are a few similarities |
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Firecracker
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | | Critics! |
You're not confusing them with grasshoppers are you?
There are a few similarities |
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Firecracker
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| nosnowking wrote: | | Something small and fluffy running out in front of the bike this morning. Being the kind soul I am I risked life and limb not to run over the poor thing (and also I thought it was a squirrel, and Firecracker would kick my arse if I killed one )! |
Correctamundo, mate! You know me well...
| nosnowking wrote: | | As it disappeared into the distance, I realised it was a feckin' rat!!! Wish I'd pinned it now and splatted the bastid. |
| Taz wrote: | | Rat/Squrriel all vermin, should have splatted it anyway! |
They have their place in the universe, as everything does. Why destroy it simply because it is what it is?
For fun, here's the Dictionary.com definition of vermin:
1.noxious, objectionable, or disgusting animals collectively, esp. those of small size that appear commonly and are difficult to control, as flies, lice, bedbugs, cockroaches, mice, and rats. [and certain bikers, myself included!]
2.an objectionable or obnoxious person, or such persons collectively. [hmmm - BHF pub night out in Kent, anyone?]
It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?
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Taz
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Firecracker wrote: |
For fun, here's the Dictionary.com definition of vermin:
1.noxious, objectionable, or disgusting animals collectively, esp. those of small size that appear commonly and are difficult to control, as flies, lice, bedbugs, cockroaches, mice, and rats. [and certain bikers, myself included!]
2.an objectionable or obnoxious person, or such persons collectively. [hmmm - BHF pub night out in Kent, anyone?]
It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? |
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The Mouse
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| Firecracker wrote: | | BHF pub night out in Kent, anyone? |
It WASN'T Kent
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