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Kermit
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Baloo
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The b'stard who has blocked my bike in and appears to have gone away for the weekend.  |
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boudicas
Kermit
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Fuckin B fuckin T ffs
Got the email this morning for my phone and internet - £104.85
Now I pay £37 a month to clear the bill so over the Quarter thats £111.00
The bastards wanted to put the monthly DDM up to £53.91 a month to pay this so I call their ever so (un)helpfull call centre somewhere in Mumbai and tell them they may not increase the DDM amount.
They tell me NO !!! it stays at £53.91. Then I get the matter escalated and end up speaking to a floor supervisor who offers me a "goodwill" reduction to "just £47:00 a month"
I offer him a lesson in basic maths explaining that £104.85 is less that the £111:00 I will be paying but NO... They will not lower the direct debit amount they will take below £47.
I then advised him that 1) Im a credit Manager and fully versed in all the regulations regarding the DDM method of payment and 2) as the amount they are currently taking is more than enough to cover the bill if they take more than the amount I am authorizing they are in breach of the banking regulations and mis-using the Direct Debit system of payment.
Did they pay any attention.... DID THEY FUCK !!!!
Next call and onto the complaints dept of BT and I made a formal complait - within seconds they say "Yep - your already paying more than enough do you want it lowered to £34:95"
BT - Bunch of Fcuking Wankers IMO
Ahh well - Rant Over and back to the bank holiday weekend
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Tusky
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| photo chick wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | Telling Madam I would show her my moves 
and her mishearing and thinking I said I'll show her my M(.)(.)BS   |
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 wouldn't mind but I've dropped two cup sizes since January
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HCMS
Slack Alice/Gay Martian
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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| Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 9:44 am Post subject: |
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| Tusky wrote: | | photo chick wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | Telling Madam I would show her my moves
and her mishearing and thinking I said I'll show her my M(.)(.)BS |
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wouldn't mind but I've dropped two cup sizes since January |
Don't drop any more, we all love your beautiful bouncing moobies 
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JesterR6
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| Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 11:03 am Post subject: Bad Day! |
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After nearly two years of being sat in my garage, I decided to get my 'busa MOT'ed..
So for the past few weekends have been checking everything works, replacing oil, oil filters, air filters, etc..
So today, the day of the MOT, get bike out of garage... push the starter button and ... brrrm brrm.. chug.. on the starter again grunch, grunch, grunch, whizz. The sound of the f@cking starter motor stripping itself again !!!!
To top it off went to lean bike over on stand and oh sh!t, the side stand wasn't down !! but now my bike is down of the floor but in the process has fallen against my car and put scratched the door!!
Wish I hadn't got up this morning.!!
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HCMS
Slack Alice/Gay Martian
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Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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| Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 2:22 pm Post subject: Re: Bad Day! |
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| JesterR6 wrote: | After nearly two years of being sat in my garage, I decided to get my 'busa MOT'ed..
So for the past few weekends have been checking everything works, replacing oil, oil filters, air filters, etc..
So today, the day of the MOT, get bike out of garage... push the starter button and ... brrrm brrm.. chug.. on the starter again grunch, grunch, grunch, whizz. The sound of the f@cking starter motor stripping itself again !!!!
To top it off went to lean bike over on stand and oh sh!t, the side stand wasn't down !! but now my bike is down of the floor but in the process has fallen against my car and put scratched the door!!
Wish I hadn't got up this morning.!! |
Not much can be said.
Fuck.
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pjsupertart
Anti Panty Paula
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| Baloo wrote: | | The b'stard who has blocked my bike in and appears to have gone away for the weekend. |
MARC!!! you really need to get that situation sort!!!! 
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pjsupertart
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| boudicas wrote: | | 4:30... Woke up WIDE AWAKE and totally unable to get back to sleep |
yes, im hearing you, i managed a 15 minute lay-in this morning
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Matty
Cant keep it up!
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Location: Peacehaven, somewhere between the mad house and my bike!
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| Baloo wrote: | | The b'stard who has blocked my bike in and appears to have gone away for the weekend. |
Get the police to lift the vehicle in question under obstruction |
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boudicas
Kermit
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And in order of occuring...
1) 3 AM call out to Tooting
2) Part of the route to tooting being closed and trying to find a route round (hadn't take my Tom Tom)
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Baloo
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| Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Unpacking my new bike rack today to discover it is FUBARed. So much for the "world's strongest" bike rack promo. Also missing out on both a motorbike run and a cycle ride.
At least I got to have a good lunch with an old mate of mine. |
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CHILLI
202.9mph Raspberry Ripple
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No bike.
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wivvy's dad
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Flintstone
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Broken promises ! 
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photo chick
"not so little Emma"
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I'm becoming increasingly blonde this week! I may as well bleach my hair to suit LOL!!!
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wivvy's dad
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| photo chick wrote: | | I'm becoming increasingly blonde this week! I may as well bleach my hair to suit LOL!!! |
Now, you see, I thought you WERE blonde, and actually dyed it black just to fool us
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darkdreamsgal
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | | The b'stard who has blocked my bike in and appears to have gone away for the weekend. |
Welcome to my world - I now rent a garage up the road 'cos it's just less of a headache! Costs me, but takes away the stress I was facing every weekend!!
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photo chick
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | photo chick wrote: | | I'm becoming increasingly blonde this week! I may as well bleach my hair to suit LOL!!! |
Now, you see, I thought you WERE blonde, and actually dyed it black just to fool us
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lost again
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as my bike is under a 2 year warranty it was serviced by the dealer as it happens for free well we all know you get fuck all for free.
2 weeks ago under 1000 miles since service i check brake pads on the front as vibration when heavy braking. pads less than 2mm
last night used high beam for 1st time its lower than low beam
today i hit a small bird so when i put it on the ramp started to pull out a few feathers shone a tourch in to find small oil leak around oil filter.
and now the bonnie is due its 1st year service guess where its not going |
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boudicas
Kermit
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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| lost again wrote: | as my bike is under a 2 year warranty it was serviced by the dealer as it happens for free well we all know you get fuck all for free.
2 weeks ago under 1000 miles since service i check brake pads on the front as vibration when heavy braking. pads less than 2mm
last night used high beam for 1st time its lower than low beam
today i hit a small bird so when i put it on the ramp started to pull out a few feathers shone a tourch in to find small oil leak around oil filter.
and now the bonnie is due its 1st year service guess where its not going |
Sorry to hear that m8...
having said that... A triumph with an oil leak... Who would have thunk it ????
Seriously m8. Where did you get it serviced so the rest of us know where to avoid?
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Baloo
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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Sitting at home today 'til 16.00hrs waiting for a courier collection that I have booked for tomorrow!  |
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nosnowking
World Superbike Racer
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GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
FFS!!!
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Too many things to list, but one "thing" in particular...  |
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Posh Bird
Despatch Rider
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| Baloo wrote: | | Sitting at home today 'til 16.00hrs waiting for a courier collection that I have booked for tomorrow! |
At least it wasn't yesterday and you missed him! |
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Del boy
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Location: Bletchingley
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| Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:16 pm Post subject: mindless piss takers holding me up today at work. |
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| At 830 this morning a group of bikers campaigning for no parking charges and stealth tax blocked the round about north of lambeth bridge in turn this f**ked up the whole south of london.I work as a lorry driver and this group of absoulote pri**ks cost me 45 minutes of my day if you have a problem with using your bike properly and parking it all day in london don't hold every one else up fu*k off to downing street and toot your horns out side there or some where else that won't hold me up. Your campaign is an absoloute load of shite and your bikes should be taken away from you if you use them to block roads. I am a biker and just like every one else all your crap campaign has caused is to give bikers a bad name and piss off another fellow biker if any one disagree's then you should think about selling your bike. |
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