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biggus
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | Do you remember when you used to be able to go into a petrol station and buy things like number plate screws, fuses etc instead of doing you weekly food shop and buy booze  |
nah, I'm not that old    of course the downside of the good old days was going to the night pay window pissed and asking for a curly wurly and pickled onion monster munch and them coming back with a pair of jump leads and a petrol can 
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PJ_DJ
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| biggus wrote: | | PJ_DJ wrote: | | Do you remember when you used to be able to go into a petrol station and buy things like number plate screws, fuses etc instead of doing you weekly food shop and buy booze |
nah, I'm not that old of course the downside of the good old days was going to the night pay window pissed and asking for a curly wurly and pickled onion monster munch and them coming back with a pair of jump leads and a petrol can |
Still do, none of those fuckers speak a word of english after midnight
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Laptop went into black screen, so took in for repair last night as I have the extended warranty. I forgot to take in the power supply, so they won't sent it away til I take it in. You would have thought that any repair firm would have loads of them !
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One word....
SKY
Bunch of Cnuts
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PJ_DJ
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| Flintstone wrote: | | Laptop went into black screen, so took in for repair last night as I have the extended warranty. I forgot to take in the power supply, so they won't sent it away til I take it in. You would have thought that any repair firm would have loads of them ! |
Silly question but I hope you backed everything up before you took it in!! oh and removed anything that you wouldn't want anyone to see, as they will go looking for it 
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Bacon
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It's been a fecking long wait to get a back door replaced whichg for the last 6 months has had a hole in it, big enough for mice to get in. Why the hell should I have to battle to get eveything done on this house just because the landlord is a shitcnut. There is a long list of stuff I've had to push to the limit to get done. He doesn't know how close he was getting to being taken to court. He realy is the tightest, most ignorant wanker of a landlord I have ever had......one day you kiwi cnut it will come back right at ya.....karma will fuck you up!!
Oh how much would I like to be his landlord for a while to show him what a disrespectful cnut he is. 
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biggus
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Nokia predictive text dictionary not coming with useful words like c**t, f**k, w****r etc installed as standard
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biggus
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| backonabike wrote: | It's been a fecking long wait to get a back door replaced whichg for the last 6 months has had a hole in it, big enough for mice to get in. Why the hell should I have to battle to get eveything done on this house just because the landlord is a shitcnut. There is a long list of stuff I've had to push to the limit to get done. He doesn't know how close he was getting to being taken to court. He realy is the tightest, most ignorant wanker of a landlord I have ever had......one day you kiwi cnut it will come back right at ya.....karma will fuck you up!!
Oh how much would I like to be his landlord for a while to show him what a disrespectful cnut he is. |
He said he's got a big hole in his back door 
Kiwi you say...? Not called Tony by any chance.....??
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Bacon
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| biggus wrote: | | backonabike wrote: | It's been a fecking long wait to get a back door replaced whichg for the last 6 months has had a hole in it, big enough for mice to get in. Why the hell should I have to battle to get eveything done on this house just because the landlord is a shitcnut. There is a long list of stuff I've had to push to the limit to get done. He doesn't know how close he was getting to being taken to court. He realy is the tightest, most ignorant wanker of a landlord I have ever had......one day you kiwi cnut it will come back right at ya.....karma will fuck you up!!
Oh how much would I like to be his landlord for a while to show him what a disrespectful cnut he is. |
He said he's got a big hole in his back door
Kiwi you say...? Not called Tony by any chance.....?? |
Kitchen door, hole in the kitchen door
Not tony.....tosser maybe! 
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| biggus wrote: | The little tweety bird that was blown out of it's nest yesterday onto my drive and I rescued has died  little birdy |
working in dorking today I parked nearly opposite GB2 and as got out of the car I realised there were two dead baby birds, looked up into the tree and saw falling apart nest 
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| Miss V wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | The little tweety bird that was blown out of it's nest yesterday onto my drive and I rescued has died little birdy |
working in dorking today I parked nearly opposite GB2 and as got out of the car I realised there were two dead baby birds, looked up into the tree and saw falling apart nest |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc
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Taz
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I had a dead tit on my balcony the other day, made worse when I didn't realise I had put my tool box on it and LB found it
had a few tits die on it last year to, in built titnav obviously going wrong these days as they are crashing an awful lot
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biggus
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Did you crash the Vara because your titnav went wrong?
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| biggus wrote: | | Did you crash the Vara because your titnav went wrong? |
no that crashed cos i'm a cnut
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biggus
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| Taz wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Did you crash the Vara because your titnav went wrong? |
no that crashed cos i'm a cnut |
 I was giving you the benefit of being a tit rather than a cnut
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Waiting in line at Tescos Nonexpress Petrol Station at the Crookham Cross Roads, Guy infront of me pulls up to the pump gets out and goes over to the Cash Point Machine then does his weekly Shop. Cant believe the arrogance of some people, And it was a Nazi Go Cart..
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beeing called out tonight what made it worse the kid that pulled the cast iron rad over had been rushed to hospital for stiches having split he's head open  |
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| Baloo wrote: | | Being taken for granted. |
Who cares about your opinion anyway? now hurry up and stick the damn kettle on !!!
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My girlie has died on me
Had to sit for 2.5 hrs in a hot, limited to 74 mph van with a bloke who DID NOT SHUT UP ...... yes he was shouting over the noise of her alarm which also didnt shut the feck up ..... but thumbs up to Carole Nash and their recovery |
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| Cpt.Slow wrote: | My girlie has died on me
Had to sit for 2.5 hrs in a hot, limited to 74 mph van with a bloke who DID NOT SHUT UP ...... yes he was shouting over the noise of her alarm which also didnt shut the feck up ..... but thumbs up to Carole Nash and their recovery |
Glad you got home safe. D'you know what's wrong with her yet?
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| Baloo wrote: | | Being taken for granted. |
get on your bike and go for a ride....
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| Miss G wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | | Being taken for granted. |
get on your bike and go for a ride.... |
trying to tell him to feck off? thats not nice 
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Bacon
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| Cpt.Slow wrote: | My girlie has died on me
Had to sit for 2.5 hrs in a hot, limited to 74 mph van with a bloke who DID NOT SHUT UP ...... yes he was shouting over the noise of her alarm which also didnt shut the feck up ..... but thumbs up to Carole Nash and their recovery |
Gutted for ya Captain , hopefuly it will get sorted soon and not too expensive. Shame about the journey home with the van man....I bet you got his life story in that time . You should have pretended to be asleep and let him get on with it.
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Madam Busty
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| Miss G wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | | Being taken for granted. |
get on your bike and go for a ride.... |
+ 1, hopefully see you tomorrow  and don't forget your trunks for a swim after lunch
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