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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My root canal tooth losing a chunk of tooth on Sat & the filling today Sad Sad Sad it was hideous having it done, now it'll prob be something worse to fix it Sad


look on the bright side - it's free 'cos you is with child Laughing
Yep, but she ain't allowed strong medication... Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ninjabob wrote:
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My root canal tooth losing a chunk of tooth on Sat & the filling today Sad Sad Sad it was hideous having it done, now it'll prob be something worse to fix it Sad


look on the bright side - it's free 'cos you is with child Laughing
Yep, but she ain't allowed strong medication... Confused


True - love the Avatar BTW Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poxy fucking taxman!!!!

Put me on a Basic Rate tax code cause they thought I was still in my old job and doing my new job at the same time, I've only been here nearly a year and I left my old job almost a year and a half ago Evil or Very Mad

So I'm now £108 out of pocket this month Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit fuck bollox broken down aircraft
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Shit fuck bollox broken down aircraft


Could have been worse and broken down in the air with you on it.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was 3 seconds before being in the air! Laying on another pos if they cant fix this one
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It was 3 seconds before being in the air! Laying on another pos if they cant fix this one


So are you being a cheapskate again and traveling with the wright brothers on the flyer. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sitting in the Cinema of the ferry from Belfast and the twat in front of me has decided to watch something on his iPad with the volume way up.

Happy to say that a Lorry driver Built like a brick shithouse has just offered to insert said iPad "up yer feckin' arse if its not turned off".


This is gonna be interesting lol
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Broken ribs.........ouch, ouch and fookin' ouch
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Broken ribs.........ouch, ouch and fookin' ouch


Question
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Broken ribs.........ouch, ouch and fookin' ouch

Not on the 'storm?? maybe I should've left your tyres flat??!!

Hopefully this was showing the kids how to sail and not on your bike!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Broken ribs.........ouch, ouch and fookin' ouch


Nothing to do with me this time. Was it gravel on another bend Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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BarryH wrote:
Broken ribs.........ouch, ouch and fookin' ouch


Nothing to do with me this time. Was it gravel on another bend Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm so glad that my extreme pain and misfortune has given so much merriment. It restores my faith in this shit hole.
As it happens I was nowhere near a bike when it happened. A scaffold I was using colapsed underneath me.
Now I've no doubt that the pain I am currently experiencing is nothing to the pain and anguish that the resulting HSE investigation will bring. But then thats the world we live in......
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm so glad that my extreme pain and misfortune has given so much merriment. It restores my faith in this shit hole.


And you were expecting what.....exactly?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry to hear that

get well soon


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
BarryH wrote:
I'm so glad that my extreme pain and misfortune has given so much merriment. It restores my faith in this shit hole.


And you were expecting what.....exactly?


Exactly........nothing apart from what I received. Par for the course
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Mouse wrote:
sorry to hear that

get well soon


etc etc


I'll take the etc etc as it promises so much more.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouch indeed - speedy recovery - did u plut the scaffold up of will the HSE help with any recovery of loss to earnings from those that did ?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch Ouch an Ouch again Barry.

Hope you get better soon m8 and the HSE investigation goes OK for ya
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wpmo (over the weekend) was going down to Southampton to view a couple of motorbikes and to catch up with a mate. Get bike out of garage battery dead so tried bumping it down hill, wouldn't start! so coasted into Carl Rosners who tried jumping it, it started but as soon as battery pack was removed it died.
They then took the battery off me and put it on fast charge which gave it just enough to get it going after about 40minutes. So left bike at home and took car.
Then get all the way to Portsmouth to check out this 'stunning' bike that runs 'sweet as a nut and doesn't miss a beat' to find a rotting pile of shit that was only running on one cylinder. Mind you the seller did look a little worried for his life when I politely pointed out 'your having a fucking laugh ain't you, I just driven 80 miles for this' Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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wpmo (over the weekend) was going down to Southampton to view a couple of motorbikes and to catch up with a mate. Get bike out of garage battery dead so tried bumping it down hill, wouldn't start! so coasted into Carl Rosners who tried jumping it, it started but as soon as battery pack was removed it died.
They then took the battery off me and put it on fast charge which gave it just enough to get it going after about 40minutes. So left bike at home and took car.
Then get all the way to Portsmouth to check out this 'stunning' bike that runs 'sweet as a nut and doesn't miss a beat' to find a rotting pile of shit that was only running on one cylinder. Mind you the seller did look a little worried for his life when I politely pointed out 'your having a fucking laugh ain't you, I just driven 80 miles for this' Evil or Very Mad


Out of interest and not being mechanical, how did you know it was only running on one cylinder ?
I assume it sounded different or something ?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PJ_DJ wrote:
wpmo (over the weekend) was going down to Southampton to view a couple of motorbikes and to catch up with a mate. Get bike out of garage battery dead so tried bumping it down hill, wouldn't start! so coasted into Carl Rosners who tried jumping it, it started but as soon as battery pack was removed it died.
They then took the battery off me and put it on fast charge which gave it just enough to get it going after about 40minutes. So left bike at home and took car.
Then get all the way to Portsmouth to check out this 'stunning' bike that runs 'sweet as a nut and doesn't miss a beat' to find a rotting pile of shit that was only running on one cylinder. Mind you the seller did look a little worried for his life when I politely pointed out 'your having a fucking laugh ain't you, I just driven 80 miles for this' Evil or Very Mad


Out of interest and not being mechanical, how did you know it was only running on one cylinder ?
I assume it sounded different or something ?


Sounded off which he told me was cause of the baffle that he had to have fitted to get it through the MOT (thats another story) so touched the exhaust, rear cylinder exhaust cold front cylinder exhaust red hot ,Only running on one Wink
Highway hawk straight through slash cut exhaust no baffle, to fit baffle drill hole on outside of exhaust and put bolt through!!! you cock monkey why not drill it from behind so its doesn't ruin the look as well as the sound of the pipes Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

changing the plugs on the zx10r what a cnut of a job Twisted Evil
found the best tool for the job is in the tool kit that come's with the bike Rolling Eyes
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lost again wrote:
found the best tool for the job is in the tool kit that come's with the bike Rolling Eyes


Often the way... quite ofteb the wall thickness on diecast sockets makes their overall diameter just too big to get in the 'ole. The thinner OE toolkit ones are generally a bit skinnier Smile

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