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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"


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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Remembering the relief I felt this morning on the way into work. Having filled up with petrol in London, gone to Wokingham, then back to London up the M4, just past junction 3 the engine would cut out every time I came off the throttle, then backfire and start again when I opened the throttle.
I was very worriedmy engine was going to die, until I thought about the mileage done and my small tank. Reached down and twiddled it onto reserve, sure enough it came back to life.
Must have been a few people wondering what the feck I was doing sticking my hand in the engine at 80+ though...  _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
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AJ ©Gok Wan


Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 15669 Location: The Home Office
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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As Macca said ... "JET!!!!!" Clean 'em. _________________ If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me... |
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craigs23 Drag Racer


Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 715 Location: Sussex
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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It hasn't rained all week. |
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Cursed Drag Racer

Joined: 10 Feb 2009 Posts: 615
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Going on the back of doh1990's cbr400.. and coming back really enjoying it. Especially being told im a good pillion
Also had a little go at my bike in a small car park bit by me.
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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craigs23 wrote: | It hasn't rained all week. |
Damn that must've been several flocks of birds peeing on me then!! _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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BarryH Cabbage club member #1


Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 7579
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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Rained on me too.......... |
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craigs23 Drag Racer


Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 715 Location: Sussex
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Do birds piss? |
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Tusky Pie Dipper


Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 11549
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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craigs23 wrote: | Do birds piss? |
Miss V certainly does !!!
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Athos MotoGP Racer


Joined: 31 Oct 2004 Posts: 6038 Location: climbing out of a big black hole
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Tusky wrote: | craigs23 wrote: | Do birds piss? |
Miss V certainly does !!!
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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craigs23 wrote: | Do birds piss? |
Chickens dont  _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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Tusky Pie Dipper


Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 11549
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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Tinks wrote: | craigs23 wrote: | Do birds piss? |
Chickens dont  |
Well they sort of do... It is just concentrated uric acid  |
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:41 am Post subject: |
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Tusky wrote: | craigs23 wrote: | Do birds piss? |
Miss V certainly does !!!
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That'll be Miss Wee then!  _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3

Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 14655
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:43 am Post subject: |
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southernspeed wrote: | Tusky wrote: | craigs23 wrote: | Do birds piss? |
Miss V certainly does !!!
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That'll be Miss Wee then!  |
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:58 am Post subject: |
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Vee Wee ...so thats where it came from eh? |
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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SLAPPY© wrote: | Vee Wee ...so thats where it came from eh? |
I only know the rumours  _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:11 am Post subject: |
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Washing machines mostly. _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
100 Mile Cycle for Macmillan on 4th August 13. Please donate if you can!
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:23 am Post subject: |
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craigs23 wrote: | Do birds piss? |
Yes usually in pairs too, never understood that they always go to the bog together.
I've also heard they fart occasionally  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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Lil Mush Silent but violent


Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 3343 Location: Chez les frogs apparently
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:33 am Post subject: |
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PJ_DJ wrote: | craigs23 wrote: | Do birds piss? |
Yes usually in pairs too, never understood that they always go to the bog together.
I've also heard they fart occasionally | You are listening to the wrong rumours...clearly. _________________
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Lil Mush Silent but violent


Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 3343 Location: Chez les frogs apparently
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:34 am Post subject: |
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Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning!  _________________
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:35 am Post subject: |
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Lil Mush wrote: | Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning!  |
Are they your pet cats? _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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BarryH Cabbage club member #1


Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 7579
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:38 am Post subject: |
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PJ_DJ wrote: | Lil Mush wrote: | Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning!  |
Are they your pet cats? |
........probably the traumatized kids. I'm surprised it was't "woken this morning by being thwacked with a soggy severed limb" |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 am Post subject: |
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BarryH wrote: | PJ_DJ wrote: | Lil Mush wrote: | Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning!  |
Are they your pet cats? |
........probably the traumatized kids. I'm surprised it was't "woken this morning by being thwacked with a soggy severed limb" |
I hate that, the blood and grissle gets matted into your hair and it doesn't matter what you use you can never get it out properly, and don't get me started on the splatters on the carpet  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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Lil Mush Silent but violent


Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 3343 Location: Chez les frogs apparently
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 am Post subject: |
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BarryH wrote: | PJ_DJ wrote: | Lil Mush wrote: | Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning!  |
Are they your pet cats? |
........probably the traumatized kids. I'm surprised it was't "woken this morning by being thwacked with a soggy severed limb" | Don't have any furry animals in the house...but two lovely little munchkins that like to jump on their mummy's bed and act as her alarm clock.
Well, this morning, I was spared the trampolining and just got the affection part  _________________
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 am Post subject: |
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Lil Mush wrote: | Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning!  |
Yeh, sorry I had to leave in such a rush! xx _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Lil Mush Silent but violent


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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:44 am Post subject: |
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hecalledmesteve wrote: | Lil Mush wrote: | Being woken up by cuddles and kisses this morning!  |
Yeh, sorry I had to leave in such a rush! xx |  _________________
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