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Mart MotoGP Racer

Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 3755
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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Zedchic wrote: | Meh, not good then.
I am having the worst fcuking day ever.
I am PISSED OFF with people that are compulsive liers and time wasters.
I have sat here waiting for someone to turn up on a their new dirt bike and go off roading with since 7am. Firstly the bike was delivered late (oh surprise), then the weather was iffy (weather doesnt affect off roading), then on the test ride they crashed it (my the convenience of it all). It transpires the dirt bike is now unrideable (reaaaally).
Now speaking from experience here, I came off my first dirtbike an XT225 at 60mph on tarmac. I lost 2 indicators and a mirror. Apparently this guy lost the front end at slow speed round a corner and it's ripped the gearchange off, clutch lever and bent the handlebars and is completely unrideable
It was obviously bollox right from the start and this wanka has had me stuck indoors for 8 hours waiting and waiting and waiting. Thanks for ruining my valued weekend you tw@t  |
Still, you'd have to see the funny side, eh?
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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Me, being cruel like that - never
Poor Biggus, it wasnt your day today was it, glad you got back OK after Garry cursed you  _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Zedchic wrote: | Poor Biggus, it wasnt your day today was it, glad you got back OK after Garry cursed you  |
heheh thanks i survived the Pirate of Boxhill's curse of the Black Buell lol  |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:16 am Post subject: |
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I think he cursed himself coz he nearly forgot to fill up with Petrol
Mind you as soon as I saw the others on the A24 and chased em I forgot I needed petrol! I made it to the station at Reigate with my dash all lit up screaming FUEL FUEL FUEL at me, it's nice to know that £12 goes as far as 85 miles  _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:25 am Post subject: |
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Easily done - i ran out once from gambling on the reserve light a mile too far - good slimming exercise pushing the CB13 about a mile on a really hot day... made my leathers smell nice too - yum  |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:33 am Post subject: |
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Ooooh thats a huge bike to push about! The TL did 80 miles to a full tank and I ran out on the M25
I could see the phone box from where I was so started to push, I got about 100 yards before I felt a heart attack coming on so gave up and used my mobile.
Heathrow Airport is also not the place to come off the 25 and get petrol and go to the toilet. I found myself being asked for my ticket and passport, all I wanted was the loo! Finally escaped from terminal 4 and got lost in Heathrow for 15 miles (don't ask) before I found a petrol station - so wasnt a good day. In fact that was a bad day. I was going to Hertfordshire and I ended up in Cambridge, it took me 6 hours to get where I wanted, all on a CBR400, oh the pain... _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:56 am Post subject: |
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reminder to self - dont let Zedchic plan a route  |
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 7857
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:20 am Post subject: |
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Didn't sleep last night, no money, hate my job, my Mum coming to stay for THREE DAYS at the end of this week ... list seems to be endless at the minute ... oh for God's sake, cheer up Chilli  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:22 am Post subject: |
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CHILLI wrote: | Didn't sleep last night, no money, hate my job, my Mum coming to stay for THREE DAYS at the end of this week ... list seems to be endless at the minute ... oh for God's sake, cheer up Chilli  |
THREE DAYS - dayummmmmmm luckily mine appears half hour at a time, and leaves before i get evil thoughts about greasing my stairs |
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 7857
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:25 am Post subject: |
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like it. My parents live in Bristol, so bit of a trek for them to come just for the day ... unfortunately  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Having to get up and drive all the way home from Sutton to get the kids to school...... _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 7857
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:45 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, would've suggested that if it was both of them  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:01 am Post subject: ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH |
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Must resist the evil of the ryka burger my ar5e is like the back end of the batmobile today
Good thing i put the Andrex in the freezer yesterday |
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Jam Forum Fascist


Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 6946 Location: Brighton, Sussex
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:12 am Post subject: |
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someone pulling out and stopping on the roundabout at brighton pier.... while i was already on the roundabout...
front wheel lock...
slide...
bang.
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:13 am Post subject: |
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Hope you left a nice dent Jam  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:16 am Post subject: |
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Jam wrote: | someone pulling out and stopping on the roundabout at brighton pier.... while i was already on the roundabout...
front wheel lock...
slide...
bang.
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Grrrr makes ya mad the w@nkers don't look - hope you and the bikw came off unscathed |
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jamtart Learner


Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Posts: 95 Location: here
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:18 am Post subject: |
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hitting myself really hard in the mouth last night in an attempt to kill a mosquito i could hear while i was asleep. |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:21 am Post subject: |
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Coming into work this morning to find all hell has broken loose -ADSL is shafted meaning no ebay for the office ebay addicts and no boxhil for me - it's working now tho thanks to a new router..... However i've changed the settings so it works on my PC only - god i'm feeling evil today - lets make em all suffer for a while longer yet  |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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Biggus u should be a shamed of urself.........
good i think i luv u  _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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am actually in an ok mood today
had a relaxing weekend nothing here pissed me off too much today
although the girls seem to think I'm in a mood
just busy and got a lot on so am in work mode rather than idiot mode as usual  _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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still feel pants - Ryka's burger to blame for sure  |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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It was wierd Incy, several hours passed and you hadn't called me a muppet, I thought something was wrong!
I'm fairly chilled today, well actually I'm still half asleep, still a bit miffed that my zorsts aint turned up tho.
Big - I bloody wanred about them burgers, 1 was bad enough but you went in for round 2, I mean you didn't look that suicidal yesterday!
Jam - hope you're OK mate and the bike isn't damaged. I have that problem every morning on that roundabout, it's not a nice one coz people don't slow down to give way. _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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still no zorsts - would be quicker to roll ya own...
I know i should have resisted the Ryka burger and eaten something healthier like fox sh1te instead |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah but you went for the Ferret burger I personally would've gone for the Pigeon fritter. _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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