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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zedchic wrote:
Meh, not good then.

I am having the worst fcuking day ever.

I am PISSED OFF with people that are compulsive liers and time wasters.

I have sat here waiting for someone to turn up on a their new dirt bike and go off roading with since 7am. Firstly the bike was delivered late (oh surprise), then the weather was iffy (weather doesnt affect off roading), then on the test ride they crashed it (my the convenience of it all). It transpires the dirt bike is now unrideable (reaaaally).

Now speaking from experience here, I came off my first dirtbike an XT225 at 60mph on tarmac. I lost 2 indicators and a mirror. Apparently this guy lost the front end at slow speed round a corner and it's ripped the gearchange off, clutch lever and bent the handlebars and is completely unrideable Confused

It was obviously bollox right from the start and this wanka has had me stuck indoors for 8 hours waiting and waiting and waiting. Thanks for ruining my valued weekend you tw@t Evil or Very Mad


Still, you'd have to see the funny side, eh?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me, being cruel like that - never Twisted Evil

Poor Biggus, it wasnt your day today was it, glad you got back OK after Garry cursed you Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Poor Biggus, it wasnt your day today was it, glad you got back OK after Garry cursed you Wink


heheh thanks i survived the Pirate of Boxhill's curse of the Black Buell lol Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he cursed himself coz he nearly forgot to fill up with Petrol Laughing

Mind you as soon as I saw the others on the A24 and chased em I forgot I needed petrol! I made it to the station at Reigate with my dash all lit up screaming FUEL FUEL FUEL at me, it's nice to know that £12 goes as far as 85 miles Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes Easily done - i ran out once from gambling on the reserve light a mile too far - good slimming exercise pushing the CB13 about a mile on a really hot day... made my leathers smell nice too - yum Sick
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooooh thats a huge bike to push about! The TL did 80 miles to a full tank and I ran out on the M25 Evil or Very Mad Cry baby

I could see the phone box from where I was so started to push, I got about 100 yards before I felt a heart attack coming on so gave up and used my mobile.

Heathrow Airport is also not the place to come off the 25 and get petrol and go to the toilet. I found myself being asked for my ticket and passport, all I wanted was the loo! Finally escaped from terminal 4 and got lost in Heathrow for 15 miles (don't ask) before I found a petrol station - so wasnt a good day. In fact that was a bad day. I was going to Hertfordshire and I ended up in Cambridge, it took me 6 hours to get where I wanted, all on a CBR400, oh the pain...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

reminder to self - dont let Zedchic plan a route Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't sleep last night, no money, hate my job, my Mum coming to stay for THREE DAYS Shocked at the end of this week ... list seems to be endless at the minute ... oh for God's sake, cheer up Chilli Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CHILLI wrote:
Didn't sleep last night, no money, hate my job, my Mum coming to stay for THREE DAYS Shocked at the end of this week ... list seems to be endless at the minute ... oh for God's sake, cheer up Chilli Rolling Eyes


THREE DAYS - dayummmmmmm luckily mine appears half hour at a time, and leaves before i get evil thoughts about greasing my stairs
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing like it. My parents live in Bristol, so bit of a trek for them to come just for the day ... unfortunately Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having to get up and drive all the way home from Sutton to get the kids to school......
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CHILLI wrote:
Laughing like it. My parents live in Bristol, so bit of a trek for them to come just for the day ... unfortunately Confused


http://www.travelodge.co.uk/travelodge/location.php?hotel_id=18

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, would've suggested that if it was both of them Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:01 am    Post subject: ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH Reply with quote

Must resist the evil of the ryka burger my ar5e is like the back end of the batmobile today Evil or Very Mad

Good thing i put the Andrex in the freezer yesterday
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

someone pulling out and stopping on the roundabout at brighton pier.... while i was already on the roundabout...

front wheel lock...

slide...

bang.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope you left a nice dent Jam Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jam wrote:
someone pulling out and stopping on the roundabout at brighton pier.... while i was already on the roundabout...

front wheel lock...

slide...

bang.

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Grrrr makes ya mad the w@nkers don't look - hope you and the bikw came off unscathed
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hitting myself really hard in the mouth last night in an attempt to kill a mosquito i could hear while i was asleep.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coming into work this morning to find all hell has broken loose -ADSL is shafted meaning no ebay for the office ebay addicts and no boxhil for me Wink - it's working now tho thanks to a new router..... However i've changed the settings so it works on my PC only - god i'm feeling evil today - lets make em all suffer for a while longer yet Hehe
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biggus u should be a shamed of urself.........



good i think i luv u Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

am actually in an ok mood today
had a relaxing weekend nothing here pissed me off too much today
although the girls seem to think I'm in a mood
just busy and got a lot on so am in work mode rather than idiot mode as usual Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

still feel pants - Ryka's burger to blame for sure Sick
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was wierd Incy, several hours passed and you hadn't called me a muppet, I thought something was wrong! Laughing

I'm fairly chilled today, well actually I'm still half asleep, still a bit miffed that my zorsts aint turned up tho.

Big - I bloody wanred about them burgers, 1 was bad enough but you went in for round 2, I mean you didn't look that suicidal yesterday!

Jam - hope you're OK mate and the bike isn't damaged. I have that problem every morning on that roundabout, it's not a nice one coz people don't slow down to give way.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

still no zorsts - would be quicker to roll ya own...

I know i should have resisted the Ryka burger Embarrassed and eaten something healthier like fox sh1te instead
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah but you went for the Ferret burger I personally would've gone for the Pigeon fritter.
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