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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
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Someone giving me a new out look on life


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy

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Dear Sydney,

Please would you be kind enough to remove my email address from your database, I have no idea how it ever got on there in the first place.

In answer to the subject line of your email, the discussion around my "holiday table" on the subject of Palestine & Israel will be along the lines of ...

"Until Muslims & Jews start eating bacon there is no hope for peace in the middle east. Perhaps if they all sat round a table at a café together with a cup of tea, and a full egg, sausage and bacon & blackpudding fry up then the world would be a more peaceful place."

I trust that you will give my thoughts on the matter consideration.

Eating pork is the way forward for world peace.

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Date: Tue, 1 Dec 2009 15:24:28 -0500
From: info@jewishvoiceforpeace.org
To:
Subject: Will you discuss Palestine and Israel at your holiday table?

Duncan-

We've been overwhelmed by the magnitude and warmth of your responses to last week's survey. See just a few thoughts that supporters shared, below:

"To be silent is to agree with what is being said. We can be silent no longer."

"I respect your clear headedness in this painful debate. My problem is local. To express my views I must prepare to lose business and to be shunned as a 'radical'."

"Your letters, frequently frustrated, are eloquent and articulate cries for justice at a time when justice seems scarce. I applaud your courage and conviction. Your advocacy has changed (and will continue to change) people's perception of events. And like you I believe that the Jewish people have a historic commitment to justice.."

"I wish I could find a synagogue that shared my values."

If you haven't already responded, it's not too late-please, take a few minutes to tell us what you think.

--Sydney

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Very Happy

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Dear Sydney,

Please would you be kind enough to remove my email address from your database, I have no idea how it ever got on there in the first place.

In answer to the subject line of your email, the discussion around my "holiday table" on the subject of Palestine & Israel will be along the lines of ...

"Until Muslims & Jews start eating bacon there is no hope for peace in the middle east. Perhaps if they all sat round a table at a café together with a cup of tea, and a full egg, sausage and bacon & blackpudding fry up then the world would be a more peaceful place."

I trust that you will give my thoughts on the matter consideration.

Eating pork is the way forward for world peace.

Thanks


Duncan


Date: Tue, 1 Dec 2009 15:24:28 -0500
From: info@jewishvoiceforpeace.org
To:
Subject: Will you discuss Palestine and Israel at your holiday table?

Duncan-

We've been overwhelmed by the magnitude and warmth of your responses to last week's survey. See just a few thoughts that supporters shared, below:

"To be silent is to agree with what is being said. We can be silent no longer."

"I respect your clear headedness in this painful debate. My problem is local. To express my views I must prepare to lose business and to be shunned as a 'radical'."

"Your letters, frequently frustrated, are eloquent and articulate cries for justice at a time when justice seems scarce. I applaud your courage and conviction. Your advocacy has changed (and will continue to change) people's perception of events. And like you I believe that the Jewish people have a historic commitment to justice.."

"I wish I could find a synagogue that shared my values."

If you haven't already responded, it's not too late-please, take a few minutes to tell us what you think.

--Sydney



Oy vey.............

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Posted my passport back to the Home Office tonight via Special Delivery, as they are now ready to decide my Permanent Residence application - 11 months after I originally submitted it! Shocked

I'm optimistic that my app will be successful and that the Home Office will process it quickly so I can still fly back to CA on the 28th to see my Dad for Xmas/New Year (haven't seen him in over a year now.) Pray

That will be the bestest Xmas gift anyone could give me! Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good luck with it FC.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ta, Jimbo.

The good news is, my work can't send me off on business trips until I get my passport back, so I intend to enjoy this process, whatever the outcome. Hopefully that means I'll get a bit of time at home over the next couple weeks, instead of doing stupid stuff like getting up at 4AM this morning to do a day trip in Dublin! It's not even 7PM and I'm totally cream crackered! (cue all the old age jokes...) Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firecracker wrote:
Ta, Jimbo.

The good news is, my work can't send me off on business trips until I get my passport back, so I intend to enjoy this process, whatever the outcome. Hopefully that means I'll get a bit of time at home over the next couple weeks, instead of doing stupid stuff like getting up at 4AM this morning to do a day trip in Dublin! It's not even 7PM and I'm totally cream crackered! (cue all the old age jokes...) Laughing


up at 4 am ??? i was on my way to work by then Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
Firecracker wrote:
Ta, Jimbo.

The good news is, my work can't send me off on business trips until I get my passport back, so I intend to enjoy this process, whatever the outcome. Hopefully that means I'll get a bit of time at home over the next couple weeks, instead of doing stupid stuff like getting up at 4AM this morning to do a day trip in Dublin! It's not even 7PM and I'm totally cream crackered! (cue all the old age jokes...) Laughing


up at 4 am ??? i was on my way to work by then Laughing


Yeah I'm up, but stay in bed til at least 8am! Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't "do" facebook with any enthusiasm, however a particular freind of mine never fails to make me smile with his "Status" updates todays: I fully support Gay Marriages. They have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Laughing Genius Laughing

FB and status updates have made me smile today too, a good friend who is an engineer in the merchant navy posted the following:

*The heavy end always goes up(ish) **Watch out for fault positives ie the ceiling and rebound ***People can throw it back best hide the wooden bit up your jumper and look innocent

Followed by:

Its funny how quick your mind can work. I'm talking of course of that moment when the end of the hammer comes off. For a moment you just think its gone nice and light. Immediately followed by the readiness of impending doom and searing pain. Broken only by searing pain, a clang or the noise of searing pain from some...one else. This always seems to take about half an hour or realistically two or three seconds.

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
up at 4 am ??? i was on my way to work by then Laughing


Yeah I'm up, but stay in bed til at least 8am! Wink
So... you're standing up on your bed for 4hrs? Crazy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearing up frozen dog poo for a change Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Clearing up frozen dog poo for a change Very Happy


Thanks for that mental image.............................................. Barf
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
Mr Sammy wrote:
Someone giving me a new out look on life


Send them my way please. I could do with a happy booster.



On my way Baloo Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Mr Sammy wrote:
Someone giving me a new out look on life


Send them my way please. I could do with a happy booster.



On my way Baloo Laughing


Take him your cock..................






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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Clearing up frozen dog poo for a change Very Happy

It does make life much easier and no where near as smelly Very Happy Love the frost!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
Tinks wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Mr Sammy wrote:
Someone giving me a new out look on life


Send them my way please. I could do with a happy booster.



On my way Baloo Laughing


Take him your cock..................






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Cant giving it to Mr Sammy Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dear Sydney,

Please would you be kind enough to remove my email address from your database, I have no idea how it ever got on there in the first place.....


Damn they didn't Fished in! all I got was this reply...

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Hi,

Per your request, we've removed your name from our mailing list.

All the best,

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had to drive to Reading this morning. Less than 2 hours with no hold ups and amazing beautiful sunshine. Damn...... nearly made me smile Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After two weeks of stress, thinking I had lost 100gb of company and personal data on a crashed hard-drive and broken 8 month old back-up drive.... Shocked

Then getting the computer back on Wednesday with the data showing but unreadable Sad

I got it back again today with the data, files and Jpegs all working at no extra charge Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A phone call from Athos, saying acas has phoned him Big Biggrin
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A phone call from Athos, saying acas has phoned him Big Biggrin

And?

Good stuff obviously. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teeth nicely smoothed Very Happy

Not too painful and best of all - FREE OF CHARGE - at a private dentist too! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A phone call from Athos, saying acas has phoned him Big Biggrin


Pray so hope they can help get it sorted for you both x
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
Tinks wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Mr Sammy wrote:
Someone giving me a new out look on life


Send them my way please. I could do with a happy booster.



On my way Baloo Laughing


Take him your cock..................






Laughing behind hand



Cant giving it to Mr Sammy Embarrassed


Hope you got plenty of lube with that Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 things:

1. My fantastic bandit, having sat outside untouched and unridden for the last 3 weeks with the immobiliser on, started on the button, first time.

2. An hour's ride on dry(ish) and not too slippery roads in the sunshine

3. Heated grips

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