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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Going Xmas shopping and spending more on parking than gifts Laughing


Easily done if you go to Brighton - 'kin rip off for parking there Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Going Xmas shopping and spending more on parking than gifts Laughing


Easily done if you go to Brighton - 'kin rip off for parking there Confused

or if you do your christmas shopping in the pound shop
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mini bar purchased, for Saturday night room service Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Going Xmas shopping and spending more on parking than gifts Laughing


Easily done if you go to Brighton - 'kin rip off for parking there Confused

Tell me about it, went to a concert last night & it cost me £9.50 to park !
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Going Xmas shopping and spending more on parking than gifts Laughing


Easily done if you go to Brighton - 'kin rip off for parking there Confused

Tell me about it, went to a concert last night & it cost me £9.50 to park !



Use to be able to park over nite for a £1 silly money now!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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?? It's late & I'm being thick... Wot u on about, m8?

Laughing sorry, bad joke about you finding V that far from home when in Iraq etc the Brits and Americans have different luck.


Ahhh, now I geddit. Our evening was more like the good ol' days of WW2 than Iraq, where Brits & Americans ganged up together to take on a town... heh heh heh Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As for what made me smile today, I spied with my little eye a luuuurrvly MV Augusta on the M25 - yummy!

I'm gonna ask Santa for one! (The MV, not the guy riding it. Then again...) Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
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Mr Sammy wrote:
Going Xmas shopping and spending more on parking than gifts Laughing


Easily done if you go to Brighton - 'kin rip off for parking there Confused

Tell me about it, went to a concert last night & it cost me £9.50 to park !



Use to be able to park over nite for a £1 silly money now!


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looking forward to not being woken at silly oclock Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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?? It's late & I'm being thick... Wot u on about, m8?

Laughing sorry, bad joke about you finding V that far from home when in Iraq etc the Brits and Americans have different luck.


Ahhh, now I geddit. Our evening was more like the good ol' days of WW2 than Iraq, where Brits & Americans ganged up together to take on a town... heh heh heh Wink


well, we jointly attacked that bottle of red, though I ended up with the lions share Laughing

Was good to finally see this toy haven called Fowlers that Firecracker oftem talks about Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST

Whilst I normally like to be polite in business, I did rather enjoy sending this email to an up-market magazine on receiving the copy proof for an advert ..........

Hi Vijay

I am sorry but that is truly dreadful.

I know it is late in the day but I see no redeeming features in that layout at all.

The top picture is one our very worst and I would never have emailed that through. It is merely in our gallery as it was part of a large healthcare garden. Perhaps a London Golf Club Lake would have been relevant.

It has no corporate feel to it... in terms of colour or layout.

Sorry this is a bit blunt but I could never let that go to press!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WMMST

Whilst I normally like to be polite in business, I did rather enjoy sending this email to an up-market magazine on receiving the copy proof for an advert ..........

Hi Vijay

I am sorry but that is truly dreadful.

I know it is late in the day but I see no redeeming features in that layout at all.

The top picture is one our very worst and I would never have emailed that through. It is merely in our gallery as it was part of a large healthcare garden. Perhaps a London Golf Club Lake would have been relevant.

It has no corporate feel to it... in terms of colour or layout.

Sorry this is a bit blunt but I could never let that go to press!!!


Your number is one the wall of trap 3 at Ryka's what more advertising do you need? Smile Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sunshine streaming through the window and the blue sky outside. Normally this would **** me off as I'm in the office, but it's Friday and tomorrow it's the party Cheerleader
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not getting woken up this am Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Sammy wrote:
Not getting woken up this am Laughing
Tsk tsk tsk ...it's not about when your woken up .....it's all about how your woken up Wink
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
Mr Sammy wrote:
Not getting woken up this am Laughing
Tsk tsk tsk ...it's not about when your woken up .....it's all about how your woken up Wink


Not by my cock rolling on the floor laughing
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
Mr Sammy wrote:
Not getting woken up this am Laughing
Tsk tsk tsk ...it's not about when your woken up .....it's all about how your woken up Wink


Not by my cock rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A text exchange:

"my brothers dog has just pissed on the hall carpet and I'm being blamed for it"

"Do you often piss on the hall carpet then?"

No response yet... funnily enough Laughing
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Last night getting a big slide on the Triumph, dropping it so far it scraped the exhaust where it's never hit before but keeping it up and grinning from the adrenaline. And today a good run out to Reading by car, bit of a lairy drive back then lunch with a friend. A few beers up the village tonight will start the weekend off just nice Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SS you hooligan 2 Thumbs up Very Happy . Works xmas do tonight. Guinness Guinness Guinness Guinness Guinness Guinness and a bit of Mart then some more Guinness Guinness Guinness Guinness Guinness Guinness I have a funny feeling I'm going to be worse for wear tomorrow morning Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

being told our works xmas do consists of anything we want as long as its within £25 per head ........telling em to stick it up thier arse im there to work earn money and thats it .....why the feck would i wanna socialise with a bunch of retards
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The bloke on the GSXR in front of me this morning going round reigate one way system...sliding across the seat of his bike, as if to get the knee down...I thought your keen mate it's only 8.00am!!
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being told our works xmas do consists of anything we want as long as its within £25 per head ........telling em to stick it up thier arse im there to work earn money and thats it .....why the feck would i wanna socialise with a bunch of retards


Your lucky you get a xmas do...for some reason the dole office arn't up for a xmas party...my suggestion was met with a frown!! Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another great week at work Smile
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Tinks wrote:
Another great week at work Smile


you been sniffing the hand cleaner again???? Laughing
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