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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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reading on another forum about a foreign driver missing the slip road exit of a dual caaraigeway so took to the grass verge lost control and took a fellow forum member out on the slip road ....said driver is now being held for dangerous driving and awaiting a court attendance.......in my mind thats a lifetime ban Mad
One rider with broken ribs ....sore arm legs shoulder etc etc
One WAS very nice very sparkly bike severly damaged ....frontal rebuild required


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im back from a/e still alive got dislocated shoulder 3 cracked ribs 4 broken toes double metataso break cracked ankle and every part of my body aches bikes f*cked in the man cave apart from that im in tip top condition.


sound like a lucky fella and it coulda been so much worse had he not been wearing the right gear...incidently he was fully leathered up etc


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she went to court on mon (lin chang chang) as she had a flight to catch yesterday morning ...... dangerous driving £380 fine 12 months ban in this country. judge said if she wants to drive again in this country she will have to take a uk driving test.


Tourist in a hire car then? I think they should be identifiable by special designated number plates or something as they are in other countries so that we can give them a wider berth, or at least have the choice - L plates and "P" plates serve a similar purpose
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
reading on another forum about a foreign driver missing the slip road exit of a dual caaraigeway so took to the grass verge lost control and took a fellow forum member out on the slip road ....said driver is now being held for dangerous driving and awaiting a court attendance.......in my mind thats a lifetime ban Mad
One rider with broken ribs ....sore arm legs shoulder etc etc
One WAS very nice very sparkly bike severly damaged ....frontal rebuild required


added today

im back from a/e still alive got dislocated shoulder 3 cracked ribs 4 broken toes double metataso break cracked ankle and every part of my body aches bikes f*cked in the man cave apart from that im in tip top condition.


sound like a lucky fella and it coulda been so much worse had he not been wearing the right gear...incidently he was fully leathered up etc


added today

she went to court on mon (lin chang chang) as she had a flight to catch yesterday morning ...... dangerous driving £380 fine 12 months ban in this country. judge said if she wants to drive again in this country she will have to take a uk driving test.


Tourist in a hire car then? I think they should be identifiable by special designated number plates or something as they are in other countries so that we can give them a wider berth, or at least have the choice - L plates and "P" plates serve a similar purpose


aye but i think travelling in the same direction with 2 lanes and a grass verge between them was a wide enough berth...an she still managed to get him almost head on Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
biggus wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
reading on another forum about a foreign driver missing the slip road exit of a dual caaraigeway so took to the grass verge lost control and took a fellow forum member out on the slip road ....said driver is now being held for dangerous driving and awaiting a court attendance.......in my mind thats a lifetime ban Mad
One rider with broken ribs ....sore arm legs shoulder etc etc
One WAS very nice very sparkly bike severly damaged ....frontal rebuild required


added today

im back from a/e still alive got dislocated shoulder 3 cracked ribs 4 broken toes double metataso break cracked ankle and every part of my body aches bikes f*cked in the man cave apart from that im in tip top condition.


sound like a lucky fella and it coulda been so much worse had he not been wearing the right gear...incidently he was fully leathered up etc


added today

she went to court on mon (lin chang chang) as she had a flight to catch yesterday morning ...... dangerous driving £380 fine 12 months ban in this country. judge said if she wants to drive again in this country she will have to take a uk driving test.


Tourist in a hire car then? I think they should be identifiable by special designated number plates or something as they are in other countries so that we can give them a wider berth, or at least have the choice - L plates and "P" plates serve a similar purpose


aye but i think travelling in the same direction with 2 lanes and a grass verge between them was a wide enough berth...an she still managed to get him almost head on Confused

wasn't saying it would have necessarily helped in this instance, hope the rider makes a swift and full recovery
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paying an on the spot fine.....feck Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Paying an on the spot fine.....feck Sad

For.....?

Wayne King on the High Street is such bad manners...................... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finding out there may be asbestos in the ceilings of the house I'm in the process of buying Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Paying an on the spot fine.....feck Sad

For.....?

Wayne King on the High Street is such bad manners...................... Laughing


Well it was excessive use of the wrist, but not Wayne King.........at least I wouldn't have got 3 points for that Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Finding out there may be asbestos in the ceilings of the house I'm in the process of buying Sad


Not uncommon in Artex of days of old... leave it up and paint over and it'll do you no harm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waiting for something to be delivered whilst I should have been on on my way up to Derbyshire at very early o'clock. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

backonabike wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Paying an on the spot fine.....feck Sad

For.....?

Wayne King on the High Street is such bad manners...................... Laughing


Well it was excessive use of the wrist, but not Wayne King.........at least I wouldn't have got 3 points for that Laughing


Whoops... they are out in Force today, clearly nothing better to do than target poor innocent speeding motorcyclists to fund their doughnut habit Laughing

Care to share where you were nabbed? The Rozzers were out near oxted with the mobile unit this morning...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Finding out there may be asbestos in the ceilings of the house I'm in the process of buying Sad


Are the ceilings artex, that has asbestos in? They are fine all the time they left alone, it's the asbestos dust so I wouldn't go removing it, you will need a specialised company to do that.
Have they accepted your offer, this could be leverage to reduce the buying price, get quotes for asbestos removal and ask for that to be taken off the price. If you are going to do that, get it done before you move in. Good luck with that. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
backonabike wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Paying an on the spot fine.....feck Sad

For.....?

Wayne King on the High Street is such bad manners...................... Laughing


Well it was excessive use of the wrist, but not Wayne King.........at least I wouldn't have got 3 points for that Laughing


Whoops... they are out in Force today, clearly nothing better to do than target poor innocent speeding motorcyclists to fund their doughnut habit Laughing

Care to share where you were nabbed? The Rozzers were out near oxted with the mobile unit this morning...


It was on the A3 a few weeks back with a (certain lucky girl) near the robinhood roundabout. There is a layby 200 yards before it, london bound and they are sitting there for a few months by all accounts. They are also doing the soutbound on the same spot once they have knicked someone the other side! I was just leaving paying it as late as I could, I jad 28 days so gave it 25, that way they had to wait for their doughnuts Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

backonabike wrote:
biggus wrote:
backonabike wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Paying an on the spot fine.....feck Sad

For.....?

Wayne King on the High Street is such bad manners...................... Laughing


Well it was excessive use of the wrist, but not Wayne King.........at least I wouldn't have got 3 points for that Laughing


Whoops... they are out in Force today, clearly nothing better to do than target poor innocent speeding motorcyclists to fund their doughnut habit Laughing

Care to share where you were nabbed? The Rozzers were out near oxted with the mobile unit this morning...


It was on the A3 a few weeks back with a (certain lucky girl) near the robinhood roundabout. There is a layby 200 yards before it, london bound and they are sitting there for a few months by all accounts. They are also doing the soutbound on the same spot once they have knicked someone the other side! I was just leaving paying it as late as I could, I jad 28 days so gave it 25, that way they had to wait for their doughnuts Wink

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"We know the female was going faster than you but..." Laughing Laughing I shouldn't laugh, but that was bloody funny! Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"We know the female was going faster than you but... we didn't want to have to close a main route into London off while we cleared up the debris from her parking it horizontally"


Wink Hide behind sofa
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
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"We know the female was going faster than you but... we didn't want to have to close a main route into London off while we cleared up the debris from her parking it horizontally"


Wink Hide behind sofa

A kick in the nuts I was carrying my own dustpan and broom at the time, I'll have you know, Dunky Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Finding out there may be asbestos in the ceilings of the house I'm in the process of buying Sad


Are the ceilings artex, that has asbestos in? They are fine all the time they left alone, it's the asbestos dust so I wouldn't go removing it, you will need a specialised company to do that.
Have they accepted your offer, this could be leverage to reduce the buying price, get quotes for asbestos removal and ask for that to be taken off the price. If you are going to do that, get it done before you move in. Good luck with that. Smile

The survey just says 'the property has textured ceiling coatings. In properties of this age, such coatings could contain asbestos.'

The offer has been accepted, mortgage arranged etc etc, just waiting for the solicitors to do their bit and agree a completion date.

My understanding is that as long as we don't mess with it, it will be ok. Hmm, might go back for a second viewing and check the condition of the ceilings.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

darkdreamsgal wrote:
backonabike wrote:
biggus wrote:
backonabike wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Paying an on the spot fine.....feck Sad

For.....?

Wayne King on the High Street is such bad manners...................... Laughing


Well it was excessive use of the wrist, but not Wayne King.........at least I wouldn't have got 3 points for that Laughing


Whoops... they are out in Force today, clearly nothing better to do than target poor innocent speeding motorcyclists to fund their doughnut habit Laughing

Care to share where you were nabbed? The Rozzers were out near oxted with the mobile unit this morning...


It was on the A3 a few weeks back with a (certain lucky girl) near the robinhood roundabout. There is a layby 200 yards before it, london bound and they are sitting there for a few months by all accounts. They are also doing the soutbound on the same spot once they have knicked someone the other side! I was just leaving paying it as late as I could, I jad 28 days so gave it 25, that way they had to wait for their doughnuts Wink

Twisted Evil Razz

"We know the female was going faster than you but..." Laughing Laughing I shouldn't laugh, but that was bloody funny! Razz


Oi love, not that funny, my first points for about 10 years. "Tell the female she is very lucky", yeah isnt she just? Wink Smile
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biggus wrote:
darkdreamsgal wrote:
"We know the female was going faster than you but... we didn't want to have to close a main route into London off while we cleared up the debris from her parking it horizontally"


Wink Hide behind sofa


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arriving in a sunny and beautiful Hulme End but with no phone signal or ability to eMail (WiFi works but Outlook will not hook up) Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

back in the office for the first time in a week. forgotten what a miserable place it can be...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phât Phúc wrote:
Arriving in a sunny and beautiful Hulme End but with no phone signal or ability to eMail (WiFi works but Outlook will not hook up) Twisted Evil


Love the Peak District

Three Horseshoes on Blackshaw Moor (nr Leek) for your dinner Smile
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Arriving in a sunny and beautiful Hulme End but with no phone signal or ability to eMail (WiFi works but Outlook will not hook up) Twisted Evil


Love the Peak District

Three Horseshoes on Blackshaw Moor (nr Leek) for your dinner Smile

I shall be nr Leek tomorrow and Friday. Perhaps the three Hs tomorrow for dinner then?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poorly cat... been sneezing for two days and now it's eyes are running .... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Poorly cat... been sneezing for two days and now it's eyes are running .... Crying or Very sad


Well, at least you didn't say pussy


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Poorly cat... been sneezing for two days and now it's eyes are running .... Crying or Very sad


Well, at least you didn't say pussy


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Was just thinking along the same lines Very Happy
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